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I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.

[🇵🇰 @_CentiMeter_]

Every successful person has a painful story and
Every painful story has a successful ending...
Accept the pain and get the success.. !!

[Izma. @IzmaSiddiqi]

Siblings: Take us with you please.
Me: *Party main germs ko sath ley jana not so cool you know*

[Shahrukh Butt @ishahrukhb]

#kidsnowadays

Kid1: I am broken.
Kid2: Why?
Kid1: I asked her for Nudes, she replied *Apni bhen se maang, harami*.

[Izma. @IzmaSiddiqi]

No one is more useless than the person who sells warm clothes in Karachi.

[Ammar Ahmed @Ammark200]

Dil torne ke or bhe tareeke hain magr usne lafz "Bhai" ka he intikhaab kiya.

[az. @raving_dead]

Ever meet that most familiar stranger & it's like your heart wants to shout, "ANKHIYAN UDEEK DIYAN DIL WAJA MARDA!!"

[M @NoWonder_Woman]

Karachi: I love you

Sardi:

[Haji. @TheRidaMughal]

When you see your Question paper .

[Osama. @ashaqeens]

It maybe difficult for muslims to be in Trumps USA but it's impossible for Ahmadis to be in Pakistan.

[Syed Irtiza Ali Zaidi @Zaidii_Sahab]

Before wedding
Made for each other

After wedding
Maid for each other.

[Jawad Ali Waqar @JawadAliWaqar]

*Dad Scolding*
Me: *silent*
Dad: bohat batameez hogya he ignore krta he
Me: speaks something
Dad: Itna batameez hogya he k aage se bolta he

[Shahrukh Butt @ishahrukhb]

1day before exam:
*Opens book*
*Chap1,2*
Haha ye ni ate.
*Chap3,4,5,6*
Haha ye b ni ate.
*Chap7,8,9,10*
Haha ye b ni ate,haha pakka fail hn.

[Shahrukh @shahrukhfitt]

Aisi larkiyan bhi " Dont show me your attitude , i have mine " k status lagati hain , jin k liye KFC ka guard b darwaza nai kholta

[Tùzǐ @MuslimBale]

O and A level student ho to burger Inter ya Matric wale ho to mailey ?.
#PakistaniStereoTypes

[The K-MAN @VelaNikamma]

I used to think maths was useless, but then I realized that decimals had a point.

[Saima Khan @isktweets]

The most generous
The most patient
The most truthful
The most sincere
The most honest
So his people call him AlAmeen
#OurProphetPBUHOurPride

[NaMehram @zuhaib_sheikh]

Us ne kaha say three magical words ❤
I said " ALLAH HIDAYAT DE "

[Rana Talha Asfar @RTAluvzAfridi]

Jis teacher se poocho final main kya aa raha hai "Everything after mid" mujhe khud pata hota mid main kya aya tha tou aap se kyun poochta

[shitposts only @k3wlbwoyy]

a group of sad women is called khafateen

[. @curljhung]

prophet: read

muslims: jashnnnn e milaad marhabaaaaa

prophet: read in the name of your lord

muslims: halwaaaaaaa

[Saima Khan @isktweets]

Logon k ex-crushes hotay hain
Or meray bs ex-ams hotay hain