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i yam what i yam and that's all what i yam

[Ash ✝️ @fakeandgay_]

A crow recognizes patterns and we say they’re so intelligent… but when I recognize patterns, I’m called an antisemite…

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: United States becomes the first country in history to pay $300 billion to a country they defeated 50 times in one war.

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

I, too, have decided not to build nukes in exchange for $300 billion

[. @curljhung]

the level of effort men put in here needs to be studied. like proper locked in whenever it comes to victim blaming

[Talha Ejaz @TalhaEjaz07ee]

@MUzairMohiuddin It's coming out to be a drug-taking group overdose.
No rape, no nothing, just an overdose.

Still tragic, but not the case we were told.

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: New York City crime has hit a new historic low in 2026...

NYC's fewest murders & shootings in the first 5 months of a year in it's history.

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

the existence of esex implies the existence of offline, physical sex.

[Usama @Usama_1599]

issuing a Rs 2000 fine to a rickshaw driver for a lane violation is equivalent to depriving his family of two days meal. To say that the law is equal for everyone and that all should comply is an insensitive argument. For a person driving 4×4 this amount is like peanuts.

[. @curljhung]

male genocide hona chahiye asap

[Farrukh Rana @Farrukhjamal987]

@Aadiiroy2 Mujy to nokrani bhi involve lagti Hy 5 maheeny tak ziadti hui ya consent k Sath Kya tab nae boli Ub 5 maheeny bad jab pregnant ho gae to mazloom ban rahi

[𝕬𝖑𝖕𝖍𝖆 𝕷𝖊𝖌𝖎𝖔𝖓 🕋 @AlphaLegion101]

Muslim Twitter version of marriage

Wife: “I’m craving some green tea”

Husband:” according to Abu ibn scooby doo it’s not wajib to buy you green tea”.

[Palash Shah @palashshah]

what if the guy who invented umbrellas wanted to name them brellas but hesitated

[taoki @justalexoki]

can't believe i spent my whole life becoming Good At Computer only for Computer to become Better At Computer

[Waheed @Waheedayyy]

97000 Arab k maqrooz mulk me Assistant Commissioner 5 Crore ki gari se utr k rehri wale ki rate list check krta hai k kahin woh awaam ko loot to nahin rha.

[Saniya Sayed @Ssaniya_]

The Roman King is visiting the Chinese Emperor to pay tributes after losing the war against the Persian Empire.

[. @curljhung]

there are other ways of announcing to the world that you are a midget

[moeed ahmed @moeedahmed]

Girls like these end up becoming the 4th or 5th concubine of guys like Iqrar ul Hassan. Now, show my post to your dad. If he is even a little bit smart, he will explain why I said this and how you’ll end up the same way.

[. @curljhung]

what is this income by age 30 discourse on my racism/porno app??? just get 2 jobs @ 200k each in two different call centers and you're sorted???

[. @curljhung]

@nypost wtf is accusers??? they were Epstein's victims

[Momin Sheikh @MominISheikh]

One year ago today India grounded its air force at the request of Pakistan