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24 and bulimic

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

i’m recovered and on the bus to my physics lecture at university but had to come back and say look at this fuckass (presumably) weight loss drug billboard on the bus route

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

usually going through my camera roll is traumatic af but i’m at a point where i’m finding it so fucking funny like i took a photo of the feed pump and the next is this saved image

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

omg no i’m not going to be able to try on size 0 pants in new york now my life is over

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

help

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

not even tracy (the skeleton) can fit this dress

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

am i allowed to say slurs

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

@hallowedhusk i got sir’d in fishnets one time and i still think about it

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

25teen in the bio ironically would be funny as fuck but also i think i’m getting to be so old i’d just look like a predator

[𐔌ྀིྀ ELFIN . 𑄝 ꒱ྀིྀི ⊹ 🛼 ꣑୧ @ME0WSTIC]

the only “*teen” in bios i will accept is
4teen 6teen 7teen 8teen 9teen
fourteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen

the rest don’t work
3teen?? threeteen??? 5teen fiveteen??? 2teen ITS TWELVE … 20teen??? get out.

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

terrence has adopted the whimsy twee aesthetic

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

@Moth_dust_boy i am a proud booner

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

i do not have an oven so i tried to make a single serve apple crumble in my air fryer

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

there’s this queer event AT THE MUSEUM and i completely forgot about it until just now and it’s literally tonight but i feel like i would throw up from fear

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

@txtin our dennys serves curry so they could have at least accurately put that there

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

put the ‘asian’ filter on for uber eats and top result is KFC

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

i am really hungry but it’s 4am and theres people upstairs and i don’t actually have an oven/stove it’s just an electric cooktop and its noisy as fuck but i want breakfast

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

WHY IS THAT HEALTH TRACKER RING $700

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

@vampiriccalz the upcoming resurgence of the 2010s tumblr aesthetic is glorious and devastating simultaneously

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

cracked open a can of arizona green tea, thought to myself “this tastes like reading an abundance of katherines during school holidays” and now i’m crying

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

life when it finally occurred to me i could order myself a regular meal on uber eats for dinner instead of binging and purging all night

[𓆝 𓆟 theo 𓆝 𓆟 @_centip3de]

saw someone comment “i was born in ‘99 so i actually was a teenager in the 2010s” and instinctively went DAMN YOU OLD before i remembered i too am 25