Cerys Parkin

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[Cerys Parkin @_cerysxo]

For 90 years, you’ve made the world a better place. Happy birthday Grandad ❤️ I love you

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I’m so glad you’ve stopped tweeting

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@ASOS so disappointed with your customer service. You’re unable to change a delivery date within hours of an order. Other companies would be able to offer this service

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Calling for a Kim Kardashian sponsored SPAC

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Is it showing off to deliberately put the red roses you get for Valentine’s Day in the background of your zoom calls?

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I wish dad wouldn’t air all of his martial problems on virgin media help sites

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“Buy the dip” oh waiiiit “okay buy the top”

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But not a fried egg, that’s too tacky

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@BJAndersan12 David Ian Anderson 🥰

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Owen’s smirk. If you know, you know

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In need of a boyfriend. Key responsibilities will include:
-Waiting in the flat all day to collect my deliveries
-No other responsibilities required.

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@British_Airways has possibly the worst customer service I’ve ever experienced. The automatic phone hang up is unbelievably frustrating and the only lines they pick up relate to booking a new flight rather than customer support. I do not have these problems with @VirginAtlantic

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Quick update regarding tea this evening @JamesAcaster . We’ve preordered you the halloumi & courgette. Presumably you’re not replying as you have no signal on the tube. Look forward to seeing you at 6.30pm sharp. @Bchops25

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@JamesAcaster heading to dinner at the Ugly Dumpling purely because of your recommendation so figured it’d be rude not to invite you. 6.30pm tonight with @Bchops25 . I hope you recently bought some ready to eat dumplings.

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@JamesAcaster heading to dinner at the Ugly Dumpling purely because of your recommendation so figured it’d be rude not to invite you. 6.30pm tonight with @Bchops25 . I hope you recently bought some ready to eat dumplings.

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Were it cooked in the microwave?

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Ever done that thing where you and the person coming in the opposite direction step to the right, then left, then right? I just did that with a pigeon. Awkward. I think it fancied me.

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Keep the momentum going

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Go outside, turn left, find a landmark and I’ll send an Uber

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72 years yesterday 💋

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Now you have to sleep with the promoter

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Granny loves the goss