Cheyenne Payne

I use Twitter about once a year.

[Cheyenne Payne @_ch3y10_]

@KatieHanksII I seriously get on Twitter like I once or twice a year,so I just saw this!!! And I breastfed for a couple months and then switched to formula.

[Cheyenne Payne @_ch3y10_]

The only thing I miss about being pregnant is that it was harder for my husband to judge me for eating an entire chocolate cake by myself.

[Cheyenne Payne @_ch3y10_]

@brodieorgill Yes, but not for long. I’m also a fatty though and eat non-stop 😂

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

Some ppl have ZERO self awareness in the drive thru. Like please pull up when u have 6+ feet of room in front of u so I can talk directly into this box and not have to shout. I don’t need the whole line hearing how much food I’m ordering for one person

[Cheyenne Payne @_ch3y10_]

@kjroutson

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@14Meggan Habit or addiction? If it truly is a habit try replacing the bad with the good ones. It usually take 30 days to form a new habit, but it requires consistency.

[Cheyenne Payne @_ch3y10_]

Getting home first is the best because I get to be the one to open all our amazon packages and everyday has felt like Christmas.

[Abby McConnell @DatGirlAhBee]

Picture this: #TheBachelorette gets pregnant during fantasy suites week. There are 3 possible fathers. It’s a real life Mamma Mia and everyone sings ABBA.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@soIoucity @IHOb Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard.

[Cheyenne Payne @_ch3y10_]

@KatieHanksII 🙄 I’m annoyed from just reading about it.

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@KatieHanksII

[Cheyenne Payne @_ch3y10_]

Just went to Dutch Bros and when I told the guy I just got done with volleyball he started naming of the near by high schools. It’s good to know I look like I’m 16 still. 🙄

[Cheyenne Payne @_ch3y10_]

Every relationship is unique and special in its own way, so I’m confused as to why I’m expected to jump on the LDS wedding bandwagon. I don’t feel the need to get married three days after the proposal #sorrynotsorry

[Cheyenne Payne @_ch3y10_]

Nurse: Do you know how old you are?
Patient: 87?
N: No you’re 93
P: Geez I’m an old fu**ing man, how’d I get here?

[Cheyenne Payne @_ch3y10_]

Could you imagine if there was an app where you could review your EX? Mine would say “she’s absolutely crazy when she’s hungry, but other than that she cool.”

[Cheyenne Payne @_ch3y10_]

@KatieHanksII Loved this episode, who am I kidding I love every episode ❤️

[Cheyenne Payne @_ch3y10_]

At work tonight I told a patient I could grab some lemon swabs to help with their dry mouth, however I said “They help with your SALVATION” rather than SALIVATION. Who need Jesus when you have lemon swabs... 🙃 #NightShift #3am

[Cheyenne Payne @_ch3y10_]

@ANTMVH1 Basically Kyla won because you wanted someone you could control and jeana was too fierce. I’m sorry but wasn’t this season #nlf? Not Next Blank Canvas??

[Cheyenne Payne @_ch3y10_]

When I was young we would take weekend trips to Idaho falls and we’d stop at KFC for lunch almost every time and so for the longest time I thought KFC was called Idaho falls.