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[kai @kaipickardd]

give alan carr an oscar. a bafta. a golden globe. a pride of britain award. national treasure. the people’s princess #thecelebritytraitors

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

Selling 1x Lost Village festival ticket at face value, message me https://t.co/AIvU2yIH1j #lostvillage #lostvillagefestival

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

When a boy starts actually treating you nice and gives what you deserve you really deep how badly you were in the trenches in previous situations 🤣

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

The amount of people that must think I’m rude cos I don’t notice them or say hi but it’s just cos I’m constantly day dreaming and in my own world so barely ever notice my surroundings 🤣

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

Need to pattern my own business asap cos l acc hateee being told what to do/micro manangement n probs explains why I get the sack

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

Can’t believe I just wasted 55 episodes of life, time and energy for that result lol wtf #loveIsland

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

Why do I always feel like I look calm in the mirror then I take a pic and look clapped, which one is a trueeee ☹️

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

the term 'nice to e-meet you' in corporate emails makes me physically sick with the ick

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

Walking home from walk and there’s a guy in front of me shouting “CANT WAIT TO GO HOME COOK FOOD AND SMOKE SOME BLOODY CRACK” 😭😭 only in Bristol I swear to goddd

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

Why does every single man alive find the “why you coming fast” video sooo funny and always reference it ? Like it really isn’t that jokes

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

@JJubel_ Why 6 months

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

Anyone else slyly really love popping to your local shop looking like an absolute crackhead

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

Been chatting to this boy and he types in a Scottish accent and he’s not even Scottish and now I’ve just unlocked a new ick 🤢

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

Recruitment consultants are psychopaths why are you consistently belling me at 9am every morning 😭 let me rest

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

facts tbf

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

It’s not everyday log into fb to see another girl from your year in school either pregnant or engaged 😭 I keep forgetting I’m 26 and this is “normal” :(((

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

Why do overly positive morning people anger me like nothing else

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

I wish I could control it x

[char 🦋 @_chaarr]

Nah being blind too expensive 😣 went to Specsavers and came out with £30 eye drops, £40 a month for daily contacts and over a £100 on new glasses lol like I chose to have terrible vision