Christopher

You might say that I’m an old has-been. You might say I’m just a never was. I’m a little bit of both now and then. He/Him

[Christopher @_chandrews]

If you constantly have to tell people that you are something...then you are not that something!

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo thinks you should take a moment to hug someone you love today. ❤️

[New York Times Games @NYTGames]

the hottest girl you know has a tab open with the nyt crossword

[LPGA @LPGA]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@SolheimCupUSA wins the 2024 Solheim Cup! 🏆

[New York Times Games @NYTGames]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- how quickly you solved the Mini Crossword
- your daily Crossword streak
- that time you solved Wordle in two guesses

[Christopher @_chandrews]

So if Taylor Swift was getting blamed for the Chiefs losing a couple regular season games…that means she also gets the credit for them winning a playoff game!

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

What is the best movie scene set in the rain?

[Christopher @_chandrews]

Me to basically every girl I’ve ever known…

[Daniel @dadogeking]

Sorry i was weird, i had a crush on you

[Christopher @_chandrews]

@kur_tis Bro! 😂😂

[Christopher @_chandrews]

This little guy be like…

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

First look at Anxiety in ‘INSIDE OUT 2’ voiced by Maya Hawke.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Dictionary tell 'em.

[Christopher @_chandrews]

🤯🤯🤯🤯

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

KATIE MCCABE SCORES DIRECTLY FROM THE CORNER ☘️

IT'S AN O'LIMPICO 🇮🇪😏

[Christopher @_chandrews]

You’re right…I don’t want to miss this, but there’s no coverage until an hour and a half AFTER they tee off…so what am I supposed to do @LPGA?

[LPGA @LPGA]

Your final two groups for moving day in Texas 🔥

A Lim Kim -8
Lilia Vu -7
Megan Khang -7

Brooke Henderson -6
Nelly Korda -6
Patty Tavatanakit -6

You don't want to miss this! 👀

[Christopher @_chandrews]

Caitlin MF’n Clark! 🏀 😤

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

WHO DID THIS??

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

stranger: is this snake poisonous?

us: nah fam,

stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*

us: it’s venomous tho

[Christopher @_chandrews]

Although this is still better than being a Mr. Wickham.

[Christopher @_chandrews]

That sinking feeling of realizing you are a Mr. Collins when you thought you would be a Mr. Darcy...

[Christopher @_chandrews]

This answer was, is, and always will be Pushing Daisies!

[Renee Montgomery @ReneeMontgomery]

What TV show got cancelled that you’re still mad about?

[Christopher @_chandrews]

I’m taking PTO the rest of the week and my only goal is to remember to turn my alarm off every day!

[Christopher @_chandrews]

@kur_tis I hope you’re happy with yourself @ericfandrews2