LEMTY

[Mads @europemaxxed]

When I say "I just need to get through this week" but every week is the fucking same

[Fricking Nick @Fricking_Nick]

Marvel Rivals Players: it’s $40K on the line but we’re just having fun ☺️

DBD players during a holiday event:

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"people you may know" and it's someone
i would set on fire

[trash jones @jzux]

if three ghosts visited me on christmas I’d make them play mario party with me

[messymegan @messymegatron]

“I’m four aperols and 1.5 beers deep”
“I’m so glad we’re playing comp”

[Mrs humphrey Bogart @Cocolasvegass]

you've heard of Elf on the Shelf but have you heard of using your fcking blinker

[Audny 🎀 🩷 @AudnyApeiron]

When she popped her lil leg omg

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Going outside anytime after 4 pm in november

[Internet Slop @GimmickSlop]

me too sentient hot dog

[𝘤𝘱𝘵. 𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘳 @tausend_flammen]

it’s the time.

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before

[p @twkeyy]

I see why Michael Myers just quit talkin & started acting like that

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The video games thing is so funny. The most popular game out right now is one where you get to play as a bug

[jika / ia @kuronatwt]

in honor of suicide prevention month i will kill myself 🎉

[fox ♃ @inahoneym00n]

how it feels to hate someone so much with your friend

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

dexter's friends: can you imagine what it's like to kill a guy
dexter: nope
dexter's inner monologue: except that I can, because I'm a serial killer