Carl Burnett

knowledge engineering | indie music | skiing | dad jokes

[Carl Burnett @_charolastra_]

WIN a VIP experience for you and a friend to Treefort Music Fest 2024: https://t.co/BZoqNwSA1Y

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Something is rotten in the state of My Refrigerator.

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Dreamed that David Bowie pitched five scoreless innings for the Dodgers before the manager lifted him due to his pitch count. Then the bullpen blew a 6-0 lead to the Yankees.

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@Ridealldamnday If there’s one thing ski coaches love, it’s climbing trees, rocks, or anything else that will get them a better view.

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

ON THE BOARD‼️

@OksanaMasters charges home to gold in the biathlon sprint.

#ShowTheWorld x #WinterParalympics

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@hbsracing Check the individual sport streams on @peacockTV

[U.S. Paralympics Alpine Skiing @USParaAlpineSki]

#ICYMI: here's who's speeding down the slopes in today's #Downhill ⬇️

✨ @lauriestephens3 (21)
✨ Andrew Haraghey (24)
✨ Connor Hogan (27)
✨ @SpencerWood17 (33)
✨ Jesse Keefe (36)
✨ @tcski2014 (37)
✨ @Andrew_Kurka (48)
✨ Ravi Drugan (54)

#WinterParalympics @TeamUSA

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@LindsayRBarnes @RthompsonMusic This was a great one too: https://t.co/guLZn7xOfe

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@LindsayRBarnes @RthompsonMusic Maybe Jonathan Richman in a coffeehouse in Boise in 2014. He’s such a private person offstage but so warm and engaging when he’s playing.

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@ParaSnowSports @Paralympics Where are the alpine feeds? I only see nordic on YouTube.

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New Yorkers in 1913 didn't know what skis were, so this is how a magazine writer described them:"The ski is a toboggan split lengthwise, and worn one half on each foot."

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Thanks ⁦@nytimes⁩ for the world’s saddest haiku

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@LindsayRBarnes this is still how i picture you, tbh. we need to see each other in real life at some point.

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@EndlessJeopardy What is John Denver impersonators?

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@EndlessJeopardy What is a scuttle?

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@EndlessJeopardy What is the World's First Eco-Friendly, Fully Recyclable Iron Maiden?

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@DudeYork the backstory to that song is such a wild ride https://t.co/z9cffJwHWu

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@Notaspellingbe1 better known as dragonfruit in English, but still a legit word

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@LindsayRBarnes @Orioles The thing that always pissed me off about that song is the line “life ain’t nothin’ but a funny, funny riddle.” RIDDLES ARE NOT FUNNY

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@sylviachi What an incredible job title