Charlotte Manser

oh well, whatever, nevermind

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Told my doctor I was depressed and he asked me if I’d thought about killing myself. Hell of a piece of medical advice but here goes nothing

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Katy Perry kissed the ground after returning from her 11-minute flight to space

[mariecather 🪐 @mariecather]

@lnbshr

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

sorry i can't come out tonight i have Bed

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Seasonal depression “isn’t real” until you get a warm day in February and realize you’ve been dead inside for months

[follow @eathedocument @eathedocumentt]

i know not shaving your legs is like feminism 101, but it’s insane how many comments you get for simply letting your body exist in its natural state like men do 😭

[Sophie 〓〓 @soupyferns]

I loveeeeeeee seeing estate agents sat in their hideous little offices on the weekend omgggggg yes get to work you vermin, I’m off to the pub!!!!

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

you gotta hand it to sabrina carpenter, i don’t think i’ve heard anyone say “expresso” in like a year

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Thinking about the guy that put cheese in a chocolate fountain

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Years ago, I went to a birthday party in a small town. I went to a general store and asked if they had balloons. The fellow said yes. I asked if they had any in fun shapes and he said, "depends on how amusing you find circular". For some reason that's lived in my brain for years.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls and when the fog start to lift you gotta do a whole fuckin apology tour. thats shit is crazy.

[Bobbie @bo66ie29]

Bring back beautiful and grand looking hallways.

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

LOOK AT THEM MARSHMALLOWS 😭

[Fyr ☁︎ @HavocFreestyle]

I never seen a more accurate tweet

[Ferret @Ferretgrove]

There is an unwritten law that whenever you open a packet of tablets, you will open it at the end with the folded over leaflet.