Santa Chaus

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

THIS IS WHY WE HAVE TO PROTECT DOGS AT ALL COST https://t.co/wRO8ZTAwaJ

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When it's 5 am and I have had 3 mental breakdowns already🙄

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Does anyone know if the university of Utah is having a Black Friday sale on tuition?

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What are you thankful for?
Me: Christmas

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If only life was like whiteboards. So, I could just erase my mistakes and try again.

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I get a headache from looking at my future for 0.3 seconds... It's just too bright!😎

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Me:

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Hmu if you wanna go Pokemon hunting with me and my pup!

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Anyone wanna go on a hike today?

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Your life may never be perfect, but it can be purposeful. Live for something bigger than yourself and leave your footprint on the world.

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@_oxymormon this is the most true statement I have ever seen!!!