$ugarboy👽

no vibe just receipts

[$ugarboy👽 @_che_star]

Mimi hata siogopi rejection ya dem. Shida ni akikubali sasa what next😭😂

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

When you finally get 8 hours of sleep and it genuinely starts making sense why they recommend it

[Juja_Finnest💥 @JUJA_KOT]

Huko clock app kuna jamaa alipost video akidai vile highschoolers walijibamba na bien fake then the real Bien akacomment kwa hio post saying yeye ndo alikua kwa hio event na akadai awache kuitwa fake person, He really covered this fake Bien mahn 😂😂💔

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I have suspended my quest for accumulation of generational wealth until further notice. For now my main focus remains affording to pay rent and two meals a day. Ata mimi sikuachiwa kitu na baba yangu

[micheal k. gemera @dexxe]

nimeosha mikono kwa hii restaurant na hawaja dilute the soap. nitaafford huku kweli?

[paiwpaw @_Paiwpaw1]

Iyo concert ya wakadinali yenye ticket ni mia nane heri uwache tu simu kwa nyumba

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

Smoking weed won't make you crash your car and kill families, end of discussion. Also weed withdrawal doesn't involve fucking seizures.

[Joe @jojo__joe]

I realised today that I need to work extra harder. Huyu amefua Leo hadi her yellow hands zimegeuka kuwa red. I had to tell her to stop na nikambuyia yoghurt for that little harm. Wacha tuone kama tutapata pesa ya kufix washing machine

[painkiller 💀 @thombrider254]

Hapo kwa Religion huwa unaweka "Christian" lakini hakuna kanisa unaendanga 😂

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

I was today years old when I learned that your master’s degree doesn’t have to be in the same field as your bachelor’s. 🤯

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

I wanna change my number so bad but I’m at that age where it’s connected to too much ,

[magata @magatax]

nakuanga convinced i can wake up and do a 21K marathon without prior preparation or practice

[travis @backupyatravis]

Sasa pesa ya rent nitatoa wapi?

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Kupata mtoto while balls deep in the gutters only means the horse already left the barn, it's Over, Over with a capital O. You're going to live the rest of your days in squalor, surrounded by the dead-eyed stares of your unambitious wife and futureless ugly child

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

High risk customers tunauziwa beer mbili na unaskia waitress ameanza kusema ulipe bill shift yake iko karibu kuisha.

[مريم ثالث @Maryaamerhhh]

So nobody can come up with counterfeit cars? I really don’t mind driving a Lambogigi Urusco or a Ranger Rovovo I should just be able to afford it😭

[🕊Bandit @bandit__ke]

I realised ndio ufinye madem wengi just pretend you have money, watajileta tu ata bila wewe kuwatumia fare,they only ask for money wakiona wewe ni brokie

[Tristy @justTristy]

The kind of broke that has you believing a random website will change your life by answering paid surveys 😂

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

Run away from anyone who can’t tolerate boredom. Mnachill kiasi alafu mtu anasema ati ameboeka, mpige sherehe juu ni Friday. Mimi nitapika chai nikuwache uende ulewe pekeako.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Hii country employment hukua a bigger threat to your mental health than being jobless.

[esosa @bigesos4]

August 1,2026