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Parenting made me realize I’m capable of infinite love.

Mostly for wine.

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Pro tip: Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions..

Even if the special occasion is there is wine in the fridge

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@MGeeSpot 💩

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Always order a bigger glass than you think you’ll need.

Better to be safe than sober.

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Ugh... January. The whole month is just a giant Monday.

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stop adding music to your static Instagram photos. there’s nothing wrong with the feature itself but it is usually used by the last person you would pick to have on aux at a party

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Imagine being drunk as hell on cheap wine on a summer day in ancient Rome watching the chariot races, then seeing a chariot eat shit on a turn, the crowd must have been insane

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I have a disease called it's nice out so l'm drinking.

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Spotify knows me well

#WineWrapped #SpotifyWrapped

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My toxic trait is going for one drink and fully believing I'm only having one drink

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The rest of the months are for BARS

SeptemBAR
OctoBAR
NovemBAR
DecemBAR

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"How much do you normally spend on a bottle of wine?"

Me: About thirty minutes, max

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Me drinking wine:

My white shirt: let me taste it.

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A glass of wine turns into a bottle real quick.

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If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy taken. Happiness comes from wine, not relationships.

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Went to dinner and only had 1 glass of wine instead of 10. Baby steps.

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True or False? There is no such thing as too much wine.

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Passover? More like Passover the wine 🍷