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[Kpakpando ✨🦋 @_cheexom]

I’ll keep clapping for others until it’s my turn. And even if my turn never comes, I’ll keep clapping for others regardless.

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

Is it vagina meant to be “tight”? If the vagina relaxes its muscles when aroused( gets freer) , why is tightness preached?

[Kpakpando ✨🦋 @_cheexom]

One of my fave celebrity couple.
I love them both. 🥹🥹

[‘deola. @deyola_a]

And they’re so in love with each other 😛😂❤️

[Kpakpando ✨🦋 @_cheexom]

@nma_black Congratulations. 🎉
May the love never fade

[Kpakpando ✨🦋 @_cheexom]

@yay_tunes Are you coming, yes or no? 🫵🏽
Answer her straight and don't go through the corners. 😂😂😂

[Precious Bernard(Benin Chef👩🏽‍🍳) @ptreatshaven]

I just saw a video of a bride telling the story of how she ended up with the man she’s about to marry.

Apparently, his girlfriend of seven years left him, and she used that opportunity to comfort him and make her move. According to her, she started doing everything a girlfriend would do, started calling him “babe” and eventually confessed her feelings to him.

Now, they’re getting married after less than a year of dating, and she’s advising other women to go after the man they want, even if he’s in a relationship.

This is why I am very skeptical about a man having close single female friends. Some of the ladies tend to fall in love with the men and vice versa.

I am also curious about the man. How do you date someone for SEVEN years without marrying her, then turn around and marry your friend after less than a year of dating? Or were they having something to do with each other before the breakup? 🤔

[Kpakpando ✨🦋 @_cheexom]

Supportive men>>>>>

[‘Latunji ✨✨ @Mr_Sprime]

I went to see my friend whose girlfriend sells frozen food one evening. Immediately I got there, my guy just said I must buy something ooo

I ended up buying 2kg of turkey that I didn’t need immediately just to show support on the spot. I later heard he same thing to every single person in our circle.

[Kpakpando ✨🦋 @_cheexom]

@ptreatshaven God bless your man 🥹🥹

[Kpakpando ✨🦋 @_cheexom]

@yay_tunes Aunty Wetide, please honour the invitation 😂😂

[ADAEZE👩‍🍳👸-THE BLUEPRINT/ODOGWU OF BANANA BREAD @adaezennaji_]

I’m an adult and can buy myself mist if the things I need but I still want to be treated like this 🥺

“Yes, my princess” alone would’ve had me giggling all day idc.

[Kpakpando ✨🦋 @_cheexom]

I love her, mehnn 😂😂😂

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Nigerian dancer/influencer Janemena and her husband

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Imagine marrying into a family that doesn’t love you. You’re on your own.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

I need your honest opinion on this.

I think it's time we introduce the South East STEM Olympiad alongside the South East Maths Olympiad. One registration covers both competitions.

Our children have significant gaps in science, and we need to fix that as soon as possible.

I'm thinking we should split the prize money between Mathematics and Science.

We can hold both competitions on the same day but at different times.

I've been studying several world-class science curricula that are built on higher-order thinking and real-world application. We can develop our own curriculum specifically for the competition and share it with schools across the South East so they can prepare their students effectively.

What do you think?

[Kpakpando ✨🦋 @_cheexom]

@olusola__ Kindly exercise patience; Alhaji will respond to you shortly. He no dey miss something like this. 😂😂😭

[The small chops lady 💗 @miss_she_du]

When I had my first daughter, as you all know, my pelvic bone broke and I had a condition called ‘pelvic symphysis disfunction’. I couldn’t walk for 3 months and I was in excruciating pain.

During this period, I started physiotherapy and it was one of the worst periods of my life. I couldn’t walk, eat, sleep or do anything.

My mother in law is a retired nurse so she moved into my house. She was with me all through. My mum used to come and relieve her during the weekends. Due to the fact that the pain was mostly unbearable, my mother in law used to give me pain relief injections because I couldn’t even swallow anything because I wasn’t eating enough. My mother in law would take my daughter through the night and nurse her. For the first 3 months after delivery, I never did night duty. It was my mother in-law and my mum that used to do alternate days. She even used to bathe me when my mum wasn’t around. She will clean my CS wound for me and dress me up just like my mum would. 🥹🥹🥹🥹

There were days my mother in-law will ask me what I wanted to eat, I will say rice. She will cook it and I will burst into tears that I didn’t want any more. She will make as many things as I wanted and never complained.

Even when I had the twins, she was always there with my mum to assist me.

My mum is also a fantastic mother in-law to my sister in-law. She doesn’t snoop or add her mouth in conversations that she’s not called into. She knows her place.

I’m lucky to have a wonderful mum and an amazing mother in law.

Not all mother in-laws are terrible. I am so lucky to have her.

I have a lot of stories to share about that woman 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[Kpakpando ✨🦋 @_cheexom]

@miss_she_du May God bless her 🥹

[Kpakpando ✨🦋 @_cheexom]

Hunger showed me pepper today ehhnn… 😭😭

[Thee Comfort O.🌸 @comfortomovre]

My hot take is that as women, we need to let ourselves be, more and more. Wear your natural nails, your natural lashes, rock your fro. For Chrissakes, we’re human beings not machines. The whole “maintenance” and now “beauty maxxing” culture has always rubbed me off the wrong way. Women please breathe and live! There’s nothing wrong with your natural state!

[Ayo 🇦🇷 @ayo_solace]

My cousin’s wife packages and sells kulikuli, she started recently, so sales never dey really move like that.

The lovely husband who plays football every two weeks around Surulere comes to the pitch with a full bag of kulikuli and sells to boys at the field, and he usually goes back home with an empty bag after football.

This is a simple act of service that money cannot buy.

[Diary of a Female Surgery Resident @drhephzibah1]

Dear Ladies,

Before you start exercising during pregnancy, Do a scan first please.

If you have a low lying placenta, you might want to do minimal exercise like gentle walking

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

At Sam Mbakwe airport Owerri, a billboard has been put up for our star boy, Egejurum Onyedikachi, to celebrate him as he arrived in Owerri today.

He is 11 years old and the world’s best in the Primary category for Mathematics.

He is so good that he finished the exam and fell asleep.

What a star!