Rachel

702. 4̶1̶2̶. 8̶1̶0̶. Drunk dog mom. "Harmless with a bad attitude."

[Rachel @_chel]

When you’re feeling really emotional and fragile for no reason & then you check your horoscope & realize the moon is in Pisces & suddenly everything makes sense. 🖕🏻♓️

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When you drive past your childhood home for the first time in years and instantly feel nauseas and lightheaded. 🤢😥

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It’s 97 degrees, I’m wearing a leather jacket, and I’m not hot. I’ve reached peak Vegas.

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Leonardo DiCaprio in The Departed tho. 😍😍

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Watching AHS: Freakshow. 4 years late. Feeling all the feels. 💔

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Trying to figure out if I’m actually sick or just depressed and dealing with allergies. 🤔

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Nervous breakdown 2k17 right on schedule...

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Father John Misty and Harry Styles tickets confirmed today! 🙌🏻🙌🏻

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Not really feeling this whole being alive thing today.

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When you have beer AND pizza and still make it under your daily calorie goal. 🙌🏻🙌🏻

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Really mad at my face today.

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So "shape of my heart" by BSB now makes me tear up in the middle of the grocery store. Thanks, Patty. 😢

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Ugh, I do not wanna go back to work today. Bereavement leave is the nicest thing my dad's ever done for me.

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Tinder profile advice with Rachel & Eilla.

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My life is full of disconnects.

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It's not even noon and I already need a beer.

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When your uber driver is obsessed with showing you that he's Facebook friends with Channing Tatum's cousin. 🙄

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Haven't lived in Michigan for 6 years. Still getting called out for my Midwest accent. 👎🏻

[Rachel @_chel]

"Why are you late for the mandatory meeting?" "I finally got the snapchat filters to work on my dog's face."