Michelle Slaughter (Allen)

Do the damn thing. 👏🏻

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

"Risk something or forever sit on your dreams."

-Herb Brooks, Coach of the 1980 "Miracle on Ice" USA Olympic hockey team

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

I went to therapy for the first time today and truly, I don’t understand the stigma. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

@HtotheDoubleU HockeyChick8714 wut wut! 🤘🏼

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Twas the night before February 28th, and all through the house…

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

Koe Wetzel is quite literally playing in my backyard this summer. Like I could throw a stone from my front door to where the music festival is. It is a great day. 🤟🏻

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

I found horse property to rent in Montana. 🥹

My babies get to come here. 😭🙏🏼

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

Every have those days where you sit there and think “damn, I am REALLY good at my job.”

Been a minute since I’ve had one of those… feels puuuuurty good.

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

If y’all want a real laugh… My Super Sweet Sixteen is on Hulu. You’re welcome.

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

*moves to Montana and gets to experience the worst winter in the last 15 years*

Yee buddy. 🤠

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

@HtotheDoubleU I knew you’d understand 😂😂

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

There’s this lady that gets coffee around the same time as me every morning and she TALKS THE FUCKING BARISTAS EAR OFF for no joke like 5-7 minutes (yes, I’ve timed this).

I don’t know the woman’s name but I commonly refer to her as Karen.

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

Full disclosure. I 1000% understand I sound like a Karen tweeting about Karen.

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

There’s this lady that gets coffee around the same time as me every morning and she TALKS THE FUCKING BARISTAS EAR OFF for no joke like 5-7 minutes (yes, I’ve timed this).

I don’t know the woman’s name but I commonly refer to her as Karen.

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

A year ago, I was sitting in the parking lot of the Kress (drunk) sobbing because of how blessed I am.

Still feel that. 😇

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

Me as a person:

*on phone at professional conference wandering around the hotel lobby*

“One second, I’m at a training, I need to step outside right now because I’m going to start cussing and being ugly.”

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

Things I don’t love about Montana: the suicidal deer.

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

Go. Find. A. Job. That. Appreciates. You. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

Way too blessed to bitch today.

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

@HtotheDoubleU The queen has spoken. 👏🏻

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

My textbook: avoid saying things such as “thank you in advance” in emails as this may come off as presumptuous or passive aggressive.

Me: Bet. 🤝🏼

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

Not sure when I turned in to a hippie… but it’s kinda chill. But only like part hippie. Will do sound bath on a Sunday to get the vibrations in check and take colloidal silver and vitamins for the flu but still enjoys a fat ass beef burger with extra GMO’s (kidding, kinda). 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Michelle Slaughter (Allen) @_chellasss87]

I interviewed for a job in Montana today. The lady I interviewed with had previously worked at a chain store called “The Pacific Steel Co.”

I currently work at Pacific Steel, Inc.

And what’s more, she’s received OUR insurance certificates on accident in the mail.

Small world!