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30. Somebody's somebody. 💑 Momma to two babes.👦🏼👧. Neuro RN 🧠🏥💉

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Sup Twitter? It's been 3 years. 🤷

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@SimpleSpouse Could be implantation bleeding!

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Confession: Sometimes, just sometimes, when I'm ready for sleep and my baby is already soundly… https://t.co/bLQKTxCFtL

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He said he was a "scary monster"! I think he's a cute monster! :) @ Crane's Apple Orchard https://t.co/hGJljOA44N

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That's MR. Malcolm to you. 😄 https://t.co/H64A7HcCnm

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When you partied too hard lastnight. 😂 https://t.co/35NmT2sTiH

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Happy 26th birthday to this beautiful soul! This year we realized we've been friends for half of our… https://t.co/WyUwz55fb7

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Just hanging out, eating some cheese, and waving at me with his foot. No biggie. 😎😎😎 https://t.co/18saRVyTEE

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That's twice in one day... #bookworm 😍 https://t.co/5AWKBFS1kl

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Homemade chicken and gnocchi soup... #copycatrecipe 😇 https://t.co/hlIJjDmAfY

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When your toddler is FAR too quiet, and you find them doing this. 😍📚📚📚 #bookworm https://t.co/czmji5zWaR

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I think he likes his animal magnets! #melissaanddoug https://t.co/Sf6WCintQc

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Today when I called Malcolm by his name, he responded by saying, "No, Malcolm! Me, Superman."

I… https://t.co/tNTpXxlyaU

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I'm still not sure where he thinks he's going. As he put it, with his new favorite phrase - "See ya!"… https://t.co/FLOrc4xSAL

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I've been working on this in my spare time for Malcolm. It's my first crochet toy; it comes apart in… https://t.co/oN4JA1xNoU

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Guys. This is what happens when we don't take naps. 😂 He got a pillow and everything. 😂 https://t.co/0zadllyNSR

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I am your parent you are my child
I am your quiet place, you are my wild

I am your calm face, you… https://t.co/MxDb3yXDUP

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2) Let's hope your husband's don't do the same shit to you... but, karma, so...