ubi bakar

born to cuddle. forced to hustle. • allergic to 58% of Indonesian.

[ubi bakar @_chenace]

Postingan ini khusus buat lo yg lagi ngerasa hidup kok stuck, melelahkan, selalu tertinggal & burnout :

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

For me Barbie was the first feminist icon in animation. Endless careers, no prince needed, just a girl showing other girls they could be anything. That’s why we were all obsessed

[jurídico lestat de lioncourt @eunhwangs]

quando houver invasão alienígena e eu estiver assim junto aos aliens

[☆ @Mo_llyMojdq]

and this is why some people don't take kpop seriously 😭

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

condoms have been found inside animals and even corpses.

but yes, please blame women's clothing.

[ubi bakar @_chenace]

@Lovandfear go f urself. furbaby mom and dadmom ARE NOT MOTHER

[ؘ @sunooeyess]

Did newjeans really exist? Or was it just a figment of my imagination to escape reality...

[ubi bakar @_chenace]

@KpopInside4rdi it's bcs they are TOO SKINNY.

[ubi bakar @_chenace]

banyak bgt yg harus dikejar dalam waktu sesingkat2nya, semoga kuat sampai finish. terutama buat gw sendiri, semoga sabar bimbingnya.

[–m @sjnicln]

you can tell this is propaganda to decrease birth rate

[Chan | Viva palestina🍉 @4Amberjeans]

Mind you this is they singing their song on a random tuesday in the dorm
But you wanna convince me they cant sing?😂😂

[ubi bakar @_chenace]

@jagungdankapri @firasaat RIGHT

[Solekhan @__PASMANTAP]

Menyala ASN ku...
Dia lupa klo layarnya 2 arah.
Ntr klo viral lalu ada pengumuman klo ASN terkait sudah dikeluarkan dari instansi karena tidak mencerminkan visi misi.

[ubi bakar @_chenace]

@strootsys intel kah?

[ubi bakar @_chenace]

Vidi is probably the best example of the present friend. Hadir, fokus dan tenaganya sengaja disiapkan untuk temannya, sekedar baca chat2nya dia pun ga ada yg malas atau kosong. You're amazing, Vidi. Heaven's got a duta persahabatan now.

[Potret Lawas @potretlawas]

"Pak, ampun Pak, ampun Pak, ampun Pak, jangan Pak, jangan..."

Kejadian sekian detik ini juga sempat terekam kamera BBC. Dan walaupun laman resmi Stanmeyer menulis tanggalnya 1 Mei 1998, ada kemungkinan ini malah terjadi mendekati pertengahan bulan.

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

growing up, my dad was really strict to the point that we were always happier whenever he wasn’t around. once he came back, we’d stay in our rooms 24/7 because he found fault in literally everything.

then suddenly, last Christmas, he became… free with us. Making jokes, coming into our rooms, even playing with us. And honestly? I love it now. I really do.
But the connection still isn’t there. everything just feels… weird 😭

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

I saw my husband differently after something that happened at the grocery store.
We were in line when the cashier, trying to be funny, said,
“Wow, you’ve got your hands full. Bet she spends all your money too, huh?”
A couple people chuckled.
I felt that familiar, small smile forming the one women use when they’re about to brush off something uncomfortable.
Before I could say anything, my husband looked at him and said,
“She built half of what we have. I’m lucky she lets me spend hers.”
It wasn’t loud.
It wasn’t aggressive.
It was calm. Certain.
The cashier went quiet.
He didn’t turn it into banter.
He didn’t let it slide to keep things easy.
He corrected it without making me the punchline.
And in that moment, I felt something settle in my chest.
It wasn’t about money. It was about respect.
He didn’t need a dramatic scene.
He just made it clear I’m not the joke in any room he’s in.
And I realized,
it’s one thing to be loved in private.
It’s another thing to be honored in public.
That’s when I knew I was safe.

[Nello @kudanielbintik]

Kalo beneran #/PajakKitaUntukKita minimal kalo bikin aplikasi/web tuh yang memudahkan kami, masyarakat. Bukan memudahkan kerjaan kalian.

Tahun lalu bisa2nya lu semua ganti email gue jadi @/yopmail yang bisa diakses semua orang. Padahal dari awal daftar bukan itu email gue.

Pas tbtb gabisa login dan mau minta ulang EFIN malah dikirim ke yopmail yang bisa diakses publik, asal tau nama org tsb. Katanya EFIN itu rahasia?

Mana dihubungin susah banget. Nanya cs di web dan di wa jawabannya beda2. Disuruh dateng ke kantor pajaknya.

Gue terdaftar di daerah Jawa, akhirnya malah minta reset e-mail ke kantor di BENGKULU. DAN LANGSUNG BISA DIRESET TANPA HARUS KE KANTOR. Yg bener aja.

[Dosen Kesayanganmu @direktoridosen]

sok asik lu.
coretax nih ribet

mau lapor SPT tahunan aja susahnya setengah mampus. lu yang nerima duitnya.. lu juga yang nyuruh kita lapor.

tunkin paling gede, tapi kerja memble.

harusnya cukup unggah berkas sekali beres. ini ribet banget.

[ubi bakar @_chenace]

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