smol seitan

unstoppable death machine ♡ @AlexE_ish ♡ ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.

[KOPU @KOPURISTA]

Lo que escucharán mis vecinos a las 3 de la mañana un 5 de noviembre

[destiney bleu @destineybleu]

I laughed out loud.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Me watching people my age afford a wedding while I'm still recovering financially from buying sunscreen.

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

This girl at my job tryna warm her food with aluminum foil , I told her she can't do that she said "I'm new here I ain't know" girl you can't do that anywhere…

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Why is the U.S. intervening to support the Japanese yen at this time?

Trump: Japan’s been very good to us, with the exception, of course, of Pearl Harbor.

[juninho ansiedade pura @____serjo]

o dia que eu peidei durante sessão de quiropraxia e o cara falou é isso aí elimina mesmo

[taiwo @taiwo2turnt]

Me closing the doors before someone can get in the elevator w me

[sanrio daily ✨ @sanriodaily]

cinnamoroll x pringles 💫

[rae ✮⋆˙ @clitlord77]

my fav part of viva la bam is when they would add subtitles to vito and it still made no sense

[MutaScale220 @MutaScale13]

"Don't tell anybody... you just go to the doctor, you don't talk to anybody. He already knows. That's too many people."

[Alex by Alene Too @adrianasmojito]

Excuse me?!, it has given us some of the best real housewives moments https://t.co/aKTBFtZXcI

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

SSBM

[𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕣 ✨ @LittleShellder]

She doesn't appreciate Lego mocking her like this

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

The way she just walks around with no bra or pants #Queen

[Jon King @JonKingBadaBing]

May the 4th be with you

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

when i'm embarrassed about something that i did while drunk, but then i remember who raised me #rhony