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@BiGG_GIO Why won't you wash my pants, do I not wash your boxers?

[Cherry @TwistWithCherry]

My HOA told me to take down my 9-year-old son's wheelchair ramp because it "ruins the neighborhood aesthetic." So I gave them until 5 PM to reconsider.

HOA President: The ramp violates Section 22. Remove it within 10 days, or you'll be fined $200 a day.

Me: It's for my son. He's 9.

HOA President: We understand, but the rules still apply.

Me: Did your attorney review the federal Fair Housing law?

HOA President: He says the HOA has discretion.

Me: Great. Then you won't object if I read his letter on Channel 7 tomorrow at 8 AM.

HOA President: You contacted the news?

Me: Not yet. You have until 5 PM to approve the ramp in writing.

HOA President: We'd have to schedule a vote.

Me: You have four hours.

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@Freddnova Because Mjolnir's worthiness enchantment didn't exist during Hela's time wielding it. Odin's definition of worthiness isn't necessarily the hammer's.

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If he had simply moved his foot and placed a heavy rock on it, he could have surv*ived. But then again, we wouldn't have a movie without a little cinematic stup*idity.

[𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒅🦇 @Freddnova]

It's honestly crazy how no Marvel fan can explain why Hela, the Goddess of Death, was once worthy of wielding Mjolnir despite being consumed by evil, hatred and resentment. 💔

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@johsblog What exactly are you trying to do? And what phone are you using? I can help figure out why it isn't working.

[Johsensei @johsblog]

Why can't I still do it? Does it work with only IPhones?

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@Mangafop Because the Potters likely regarded it as an exceptionally well-preserved family heirloom, not one of the legendary Deathly Hallows. Its true origins were largely forgotten until Harry encountered the story of the Three Brothers.

[Manga @Mangafop]

If Harry inherited the Invisibility Cloak from James, why did nobody in the Potter family attempt to investigate its extraordinary origins before him?

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@Mangafop Yes, but it's subtle. Ron's new wand was never established as having a special connection to Harry. The bigger change was Ron's confidence and loyalty after returning.

[Manga @Mangafop]

After Ron left and later returned in Deathly Hallows, was there any subtle shift in how his new wand responded to him or to Harry compared to before?

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@Samthrilzz Katniss accidentally became Snow's walking reminder of Lucy Gray. The rebellion was political, but his hatred was deeply personal.

[Kvng @Samthrilzz]

President Snow didn’t hate Katniss because she was a rebel. He hated her because she was unwittingly cosplaying the teenage ex-girlfriend who ruined his life.

Imagine you’re an 80-year-old fascist dictator who spent six decades burying the memory of the eccentric District 12 girl who broke your heart, drove you to murder your best friend, and vanished into the woods.

Suddenly, a girl from that exact same district volunteers for the Games, wears the exact bird you tried to exterminate as a teen, hangs out at the exact secret lake where you had a mental breakdown, sings the exact forbidden folk song your ex wrote about you, and is named after the swamp potato your ex pointed at sixty-four years ago.

Katniss thought she was fighting a totalitarian government, but to Coriolanus Snow, she was a walking, singing psychological attack sent directly from his past to torture him

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@Josepha7c Because Wanda wanted to be with her actual children, not alternate versions of them. America’s power offered her a way to reach them without being limited to one universe.

[heat juice @Josepha7c]

Why was Wanda so obsessed with America’s powers when she could have simply travelled to another universe and adopted a version of her

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@Chinasa7v32 The right words at the right time can change an entire life.

[Chinasa @Chinasa7v32]

Sometimes, one conversation can change everything.

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@Rukutete Top Boy had some of the most compelling characters and grounded storytelling in crime drama. Dushane and Sully were unforgettable.

[RUKUTETE T🎥🎥 @Rukutete]

Real ones know! Top Boy is easily one of the greatest crime dramas ever made...🎥🎥

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@johsblog Doom doesn't surpass human limits through biology alone. His genius, armour, mastery of magic and alchemy allow him to operate far beyond what an ordinary human could handle.