Chi Ezeugo || Chief Srategist

Project Manager 🚧 | Building: @projectcamp_

[Urenna @BridgetUrenna]

I want a relationship where burnt rice becomes an inside joke, not the reason for an argument. If you love me, love me through my cooking experiments too.

[Uchechi Ndukwem @NdukwemUchechi]

@D_goodybag Why does she want to do a dedication at Church since she doesn't go to Church?!
If she has a family member of a family friend that is a good Pastor, he can bless the baby at her place and then the party follows.

No stress.

[GLOBAL LILIAN!😌💗 @LilianErnest_]

Omg
This made me remember my dad🥹

When we were young

Me and my sis would be dancing makosa with my mum🥹

He would come back from work and gift us ice-cream for a “job well done”💀💔😂😂😂

It became a tradition

We never had to run to our rooms because “daddy is coming back”

Infact,
If we were watching Tom and Jerry before he comes, the only thing that would annoy him is if we forget to greet😂 (like because we are carried away by the cartoon naw)

And he would give us two last episodes to watch (if he has a football match he wants to watch)
Two episodes cos we are two😂😂
One for my sister
One more for me💀💔😂😂

No ojoro

My sister would join him to watch football
But it was very uninteresting to me😭💔😂

I’d go and join my mum with whatever she’s doing
Or go and traumatise the fowl in our kitchen😂
(My mum rears them)

He was never a strict father like “uptight - uptight”
The only time we see his other side is when he’s teaching us maths😭😭😭

Jesus💔💔
Omo nothing can save you if you fail what he spent his precious time teaching you oo😂😂

I remember when we were finding it hard to interpret analogue clocks and his words were
“Even mumu (wey no go school) know time”

Since that day!
Them no born me and my sister well not to tell time correctly😂😂😂

He was a 9-5 worker, a bank manager in sterling magnum trust bank (that’s what they do call it then)
But he still had time for us🥹

Some days he would cook for us to carry food to school🥹
He can cook ehnn😫
We love it when he cooks cos he’s always paying attention to details
If he cooks indomie he must put veggies
If he does toast bread he must put sardines

Sometimes we used to pray for my mum not to be around just so that he can cook for us that day😂

My daddy🥹
I miss him sha

His birthday is on the 12th of this month🥹
and I can’t wait to celebrate him for being a present father when he could before things fell apart

He’s my super man🫶💗

[Chi Ezeugo || Chief Srategist @_chiezeugo]

It is very painful that we are going to adapt to this, as usual.

[Queen Aeesha🌹✨ @Queen_Aeesha]

NYSC ❌
FIRS ✅

[Chi Ezeugo || Chief Srategist @_chiezeugo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Queen Aeesha🌹✨ @Queen_Aeesha]

NYSC ❌
FIRS ✅

[Chi Ezeugo || Chief Srategist @_chiezeugo]

There’s no mad person amongst you and your siblings??????????

[Nanyo 💋🖤 @Nanyo_sae]

Life didn't end when my father's people told us on the eve of my dad's burial that we couldn't bury him because they had not approved it..
We just stood there begging.

Guests had already arrived. The food was already cooking. Everything was set.
Yet we couldn't bury our own father.
The worst part?
It didn't even end there.
They moved the burial date by another three months because they were waiting for all of "US" to come.

[Chi Ezeugo || Chief Srategist @_chiezeugo]

University +

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

NYSC New Reforms:

1. Orientation now set to be six (6) weeks to train corp members on digital, leadership and entrepreneurial skills
2. Uniform to be changed
3. Now to be led by a civilian
4. Every form of parade and paramilitary orientation to be scrapped
5. Passing out Parade to be replaced by a graduation ceremony

[Chi Ezeugo || Chief Srategist @_chiezeugo]

@_deoluwaa 🤣🤣🤣

[DOM @adesinaTimil]

@jamysax Yes. You cannot be held accountable for what Jesus has already paid for.

Heaven is a free gift received by faith. Rewards, however, are what believers work for through faithful service.

[Adesola Light 🇨🇦 || #Geni Lawyer @the_adesolaa]

Reboot camp is December 3rd to 6th
Kaiiiiiiii
Are you ready to catch fireeeeeee 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😭

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

Was telling a bunch of men the other night that one of the reasons we find intimacy with God difficult is not for any reason other than "What if he really speaks to me?" "What if the demands he makes of me are quite different from how I hoped my life would go".

A Holy God is scary, He puts it to us that our desires are at odds with him, and even though he is welcoming, this perfection side by side our weakness can ultimately turn us off.

[Chi Ezeugo || Chief Srategist @_chiezeugo]

Olololooooo

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

I’m not even trying to pit content creators against one another, but you watch Layi Wasabi’s content and your brain is excited. The puns, euphemisms, sarcasm etc.

I know everyone cannot enjoy Layi, and these creators “Cater” to different people. However, you don’t have to be a part of the fools na. When intelligent people, conversations or jokes bore you, can you not see there is a problem?

[St. Davide Ibehnaeus @dayveibeh]

Christian: “Come quickly, Lord”
Other Christians: “Ah!. Stop it o. I never marry”

Smh. Priorities.

Whatever you think marriage is or will give, seeing your Lord is a gazillion times better.

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

I need more women in corporate to stop auto claiming admin and logistics responsibilities especially when that’s not your job.

You are not a corporate domestic staff, focus on your actual job. Men know you will assume those roles automatically even if they don’t even suggest it.

[Chyna 🎀 @Phat_chyna]

That notorious Uber/Indrive driver has been arrested. Thank God

[Mo, The Light Bearer ✨💡 @AmusanMosunmola]

Wait, what is this new agenda to push polygamy?
We bind you in Jesus name.

[Gugu Dlamini @ggdlams]

Mina it’s the opposite. For years I’d had terrible period pains. So bad, I would throw up. Then one day I asked God to heal me, I used some verses and went to Him in faith. Woke up the next month pain free. It’s been 5 years. I will forever be grateful 🙏

[Elvis Okhifo @ElvisOkhifo]

Pray in the Spirit.

ALOT!!

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

As long as you call them bandits, you’re either being manipulated or you’re part of the manipulators. These are TERRORISTS!!

[Chi Ezeugo || Chief Srategist @_chiezeugo]

This this this

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

Thank you very much. Then make it criminal for parents to share the likeness of their children on the internet.