Dani

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

I GOT ACCEPTED INTO GRAD SCHOOL!!!

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

I just submitted my grad school application!
I’ve been putting it off because I felt so shitty every time I looked at it.
I rewrote my statement of purpose FOUR times!!

I made it 5 days before the deadline.
I was like “Daniela you dumb bitch, you already spent a lot for this”

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

@rubywoooby LMFAOOOO

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

Abdul and I said every break up makes you hotter and that I need one more to really be THAT girl so who volunteers to break my heart for the plot

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

Some guys told us “Aye ya’ll want some blow to make y’all’s relationship stronger”

And i was so confused

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

*shows my mom a picture of a guy on IG

“You think he’s cute”

*she proceeds to give me a lecture about not dating online bc I can get kidnapped and die

I need her to stop watching la Rosa de Guadalupe 😂

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

Not my mom doing all this research on Peso Pluma because I’ve been obsessed and her lecturing me and how I’m gonna end up associated with the cartel bc of it?
Lady, if you don’t stop watching La Rosa de Guadalupe ✋🏽😂

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

As soon as the Tarot card girlies come up on my Tik tok, it’s time for me to go

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

My friends don’t believe me when I say I’m gonna date a Norteño 😔

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

I told abdul to find a man at Whole Foods and he told me to find one at Culichitown…
About to date a narco fr fr 😂

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

Another family dinner = another time to convince my parents that abdul is in fact gay and not in love with me

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

It’s like I watch one video and that’s all I see now 😩

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

I go on TikTok for a good laugh and idk why at night my FYP is all Tarot cards and videos with sounds saying “claim for blah blah blah”

Let me just log off real quick 😒

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

Joining dance has brought me new friends 🫶🏽
More friends for me to say “let’s hang out in 2 months” 🤩🥲

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

Simple times.
Practicing our tribal moves before the quinces 😂

[ale @aale_mtz27]

extraño tener quinces todos los findes

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

Why am I sick and my mom is over here saying “but I thought you went to college??”

HUH???? Lady, that don’t mean I’m immune to everything 😭✋🏽

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

Update: I’m bad at this I hate small talk/dry conversations 🥲

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

My therapist suggested I try to make guy friends and she’s gonna be disappointed cause how do you do that when I breathe and they think I’m flirting with them 🤮

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

Hey God, it’s me again 📞🥲

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

@rubywoooby Me constantly saying “yea it was a vibe” or saying “bet” every time they tell me something 😩😂

[Dani @_chikibaby97]

How is abdul still single? I don’t get it