Chira

Anti money laundering specialist,
Graduate Engineer (M.E) ●¤●
part time poet

[Chira @_chirajr]

I smiled

We were
Under the
Same sky
At least

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

Kayole?

[Jago @HEISJAGO]

Olise get Kane for club, still get Mbappe for country

Yamal get Ferran for club and Ferran for country😭😭😭

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

Threatening to give away the same pussy that can't keep your partner faithful is hilarious I'm sorry

[Chira @_chirajr]

@KenyaPower_Care When can we expect power to be restored? It's already past 4 pm

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

Once in a while, Ruto visits Kenya to announce new taxes, then proceeds with his world tour.

Incompetent at birth.

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

No money- Nairobi

[Kgosi @Hideout_CafeZA]

Sometimes a nigga don't even wanna drink but this life, man, it forces you.

[Chira @_chirajr]

@SaruniBM Uko wapi mkuu?

[Big Steppa👾 @21cabbage_ke]

Hii ni maisha gani unajitreat kidogo unaanza from scratch tena🥲

[jacob juma @kabetes]

"Prayer Breakfast" to me is a ritual that is similar to devil worshipping. You can't mock God. I mean, do they pray to get energy to steal?

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

When you thought you were about to have a threesome with two fine babes and the room start getting dizzy💀

[Chira @_chirajr]

@JCarhire Access road disputes

[Null @Vhoyde]

Toxic women measure love by how much they're allowed to inconvenience you.

[Olivia Pope @darkerberry__]

Dua lipa is such a cool name.I hope she knows what it means in swahili.

[Onyango_tate @Wuodnyakach_]

God purnishing you for buying a Nissan Juke

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

My fave Kenyanism word: Rada? Depending on the context it could mean WTF? It could mean “seriously?”. It could mean “what’s up?”. It could mean “the hell’s wrong with you?” And you can understand it by the tone someone uses when saying it, and I find it so beautiful.

[Onyango_tate @Wuodnyakach_]

You can only stay guided

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

Na sahizo kuna viombo chafu mahali

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

I’m not gonna lie. It’s so much easier to leave your home than it is to get y’all to leave ours 😭

[FLY🇧🇷🇸🇳 @gtfudan]

Ngumu sana
Nishaiopen up once and all i received was "unakuwanga funny na hizi mashida zako"😭