JO

‘We are no longer human beings. We are now angels jostling to out-angel one another’ - CNA

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

still so many first times to look forward to.

[JO @_chisah]

I would totally be using a Pixel if Apple didn’t have my money already. I even considered getting one anyway… just to have something I like haha

[JO @_chisah]

Guy to gal on the street: (shouting) don’t f**king walk away from me (x3) I’m still talking to ya

Me to myself: (in my kitchen cutting up a kiwi) Hm. Heheh. Aunty run o. Except you people are acting feem

[JO @_chisah]

Today’s playlist is Ajebo Hustlers. Kpos! day

[JO @_chisah]

Somebody say… 💛💛

[JO @_chisah]

Year on year beauty

[JO @_chisah]

Fireboy DML. That’s the tweet.

(plus he looks like my ex so a plus 😄)

[JO @_chisah]

In a meeting and someone said ‘we’re adding a new supplier, not sure but I think they’re called Rebel energy….’ Someone interjected and said it’s actually Rogue energy. Takes only a second for everyone to laugh out loud. I don’t even know whether it’s Rogue or Rebel 😄

[JO @_chisah]

There is that sibling or friend that remembers everything. Special people 💜😀

[JO @_chisah]

I finally watched Pressure Cooker on Netflix. Mike should have won sha but I guess this might be a reminder that how we connect with people might be the deal breaker/maker.

[JO @_chisah]

Can I say that it’s because of the ‘perceived rep’🙃 Nigerian men have internationally? Puts us out there haha

[🦋Engr Som Som🦋 @stunner_xoxo]

I never realised the obsession women from other African countries have with Nigerian women till I relocated abroad.

I chatted with this Senegalese girl I met on a train a-bit and she was like “Oh I thought Nigerian women were this and that” which is funny to me cuz I’ve never thought of Senegalese women at all.

Mind you, this is just one example of the countless times I’ve heard them mention us unprovoked.

[Tuoyo I. @sir_tuoyo]

During NYSC, Police came to arrest my landlord in PH, he wasn’t home so they took one tenant from each house. It was only my second night in PH 🥲

I lived alone so they automatically detained me.

Everyone still had to pay for bail next day.

Worse night of my life.

[JO @_chisah]

I don’t feel like going out yet I want to go out. The way I feel vs what I want!

[JO @_chisah]

Changing the final game after all of this plotting would be the best thing this evening! 😈

[JO @_chisah]

@Huskvoice I cried from laughing so hard. Howwww?! 😂

[JO @_chisah]

The ‘at least’ path

[Adaugo💚 @thestrictlylaw]

I’d rather work in a care home than get a PSW. At least I get to work and save up, and after 5 years I get my ILR then switch to the kind of job I want.

But if you do a PSW, it doesn’t count as part of the years you’ve stayed in the UK.

Either way, each route has its advantages, I’d imagine so.

[JO @_chisah]

All the quotes on the tweet I’ve seen on my TL are by men and not one likes the idea of a male gynae. Allow the actual patients decide? 😄

[nail artiste. @pandasugarbutt]

A male gynecologist not understanding why a woman wouldn’t want a male gynecologist…..

[JO @_chisah]

X for iPad is quite awful. I have to repeatedly restart the app to allow me switch from home to search/dms/any other tab @elonmusk

[JO @_chisah]

Apart from the funny as hell, absolutely deserved (at least from what the video shows 😂) adult ass-whooping, what’s stuck in my head from this video is the ‘there nu’n you can do’ the man kept saying. Meaningggg?? 🙄

[Graham Allen @GrahamAllen]

Store owners are FED up with being victims!!!

This thief got what he deserved!!!!

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

Sometimes being asleep is the only way to survive.

[JO @_chisah]

People are not okay. It’s worrying that it’s also the people you see, talk and laugh out heartily with. May we helped 🙏🏽