christopher

he/they/them

[blue🌞 @cyanopsis]

no babe i love how 30 you are

[Cozy @cosyposter]

nope

[ivy @ohhhhhherewegoo]

between the drama and the invite this is the great year for apartments in movies

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i don't understand why people wait for the new years to cut people off like fuck you right now on july 12th

[nat @swantail]

When a man says his love language is physical touch it’s like. Yeah I’m sure

[losing dog bookie @qarnes]

guys in brooklyn like ok yeah lemme just grab my tiny shirt and enormous pants

[⚭ @lekimgym]

i’m very self aware. which hasn’t solved anything.

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

well great. It’s official. They’re killing me with hammers

[a @bleedingforus]

when Dracula was killing the human race for the death of his wife type shit

[christopher @_chkelley]

using twitter like it’s 2019 again

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i get so marnie off that tequila

[dakota @im2hai]

how it feels being high in the shower

[kentaro takimoto @quisch_lully]

器に餃子を五つ盛り付けて、マティスだ！マティスの「ダンス」だ！と喜んでいたのだけど、冷静に眺めたらさほど似てない。

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

who’s that diva

[Black cats are not bad luck @blackscats]

He loves his horse

[colin @bonyromo]

When the laser that turns you into a mouse only grazes you

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

adam scott deserved what he got for calling that shit Hokum like that's a normal word people just say