Chloe

I'm never funny in 140 characters or less.

[Chloe @_chloebaby]

I wanted to be Anthony Bourdain when I grow up. I still want to be Anthony Bourdain when I grow up.

[Dr. John B. King, Jr. @JohnBKing]

I just became the first U.S. Secretary of Education to call on President Biden to unilaterally cancel student loan debt. Can I count on you to retweet and help me hit 35k followers so we can spread the word?

[Chloe @_chloebaby]

@TheDetourEffect I’d move back to Boston. Let’s gooo

[Chloe @_chloebaby]

@StaaaceInvader @blink182online @blink182 @markhoppus @travisbarker @JohnFeldy So much better.

[Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi]

I’m sorry I haven’t replied to your email but I glanced at it, vowed to deal with it later, and now the very thought of even opening it fills me with crippling dread.

[Chloe @_chloebaby]

@TheDetourEffect Omg amazing

[Isaac Fitzgerald @IsaacFitzgerald]

How I look in the mirror vs. how I look in photos.

[Chloe @_chloebaby]

I just entered to win a @MyFavMurder-filled weekend in Santa Barbara 🌴Stay sexy and join me! https://t.co/xgLsqwbBJ3

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Middle fingers all the way the fuck up today:

[Chloe @_chloebaby]

General bummers for sure

[Chloe @_chloebaby]

How to I educate myself and prepare for an earthquake without having a panic attack?

[Chloe @_chloebaby]

@rgay @nananapua

[Chloe @_chloebaby]

@nananapua @trixiemattel Omg dead

[Chloe @_chloebaby]

@topbunk @moroccan_lounge @FinishTicket What time do you go on tonight?

[Chloe @_chloebaby]

@TheDetourEffect I have no idea how to define home town 🤷����‍♀️ the longest I’ve lived anywhere is 6 years

[Chloe @_chloebaby]

@nananapua It’s for me.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

Dear @LidlUS

My name is Bean. I eat peanut butter and jelly English muffins for three meals a day.

Back in February, my mom bought 72 jars of your peanut butter when it was on sale for 78 cents a jar. I numbered each jar.

[Chloe @_chloebaby]

This thread

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

Reminder: no trans person’s gender expression has ever hurt anyone in a bathroom or anywhere

Anti-trans measures cause violence, entrench patriarchy & pain

I am w/ my trans family members

ALWAYS.

[Chloe @_chloebaby]

@TheDetourEffect @silviasellout Probably the abuelita malted crunch or honey lavender but I almost always get a seasonal... 🙈

[Chloe @_chloebaby]

@silviasellout @TheDetourEffect Omg I go here all the time!! (Not quite but pretty often. It’s my fave)