Chloe Cannon

🎧 Award-winning audiobook narrator. (I sing and write too, but no awards for that yet.)

[Chloe Cannon @_chloecannon]

@Windkey Bathing suitily 😭😂

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@RealCandaceO Why do you believe that English is the only language spoken in America?

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@RealityAshhole This tweet is rage bait and you know it

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@111kevvv Did you not watch the succession of events?? Lisa sent her a bunch of cruel text messages before Angie said anything to Meredith. Keep up.

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@SamanthaTaghoy Shut the fuck up

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@jk_rowling You are narcissistic, evil, and DUMB.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

yes thom yorke, you are the real victim of the extermination campaign of all palestinians because your own fans wanted you to use your immense privilege to say israel should stop

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@jk_rowling You are a hateful, miserable, disgusting, cruel excuse for a human being.

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@endIessfashion @andreaword_ @xcrying_sarahx Autistic people have empathy 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@jk_rowling You’re disgusting.

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@jk_rowling Ah god, just fucking stop, Jo.

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@Windkey I totally felt attracted to Tony but when I told my friend that she was like “EW WTF” but then I went on tiktok and apparently it’s a very normal phenomenon to want Tony soprano esp while watching the series 😂

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

I used to be pro-Palestinian. I thought Israel was wrong for carpet bombing Gaza and using siege warfare on civilians.

But then I ran into a very wise Israel apologist who changed my way of looking at things forever.

I was walking down the street and I saw him leaning against a lamp post, smoking a pipe as wise men do.

“Your shirt says Free Palestine,” he said from behind a plume of smoke.

“Yep!” I replied.

“So I guess that means you love Hamas then?” spake he.

I stopped in my tracks. I’d never thought of it that way before.

Could it be? Could my opposition to murdering civilians really be indicative of a deep affection for a Gazan militant group? Maybe I really did love Hamas and think everything it did on October 7 was great and wonderful?

“Is this really how I want to live my life?” I thought to myself.

“I — I — I…” I said out loud.

“Or perhaps,” he said with a raised eyebrow, “you just HATE JEWS??”

I fell to my knees.

Oh my God. He really had a point. What possible reason could anyone have for opposing military explosives being dropped on buildings full of children besides a seething lifelong hatred of adherents to the religion of Judaism? How could anyone possibly oppose siege warfare tactics which cut off civilians from food and water and electricity and fuel and medical supplies unless they harbored a dangerous hostility toward members of a small Abrahamic faith?

“Who… who are you?” I asked.

“That’s of no consequence,” he said, casually blowing a smoke ring through another larger smoke ring.

“But… but the children,” I stammered as my entire worldview crumbled before my eyes. “The civilians! They’re dying! Isn’t it bad that they’re dying?”

And then he went for the coup de grâce.

“Have you considered,” he said before a pregnant pause, “… that all of those deaths are the fault of Hamas?”

I fell flat on my back. The world was spinning. A trickle of blood ran down into my hair from my ear.

I felt all the anti-colonialism leaving my body. I suddenly could no longer remember why I thought it was bad to rain down military explosives on a densely populated concentration camp.

Everything went black.

When I finally came to, the mysterious stranger was gone. But his wisdom and profound insights into Israel and Gaza will always live on in my heart.

[Chloe Cannon @_chloecannon]

@scantilyplaid ;But wouldn’t call me shy)

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@scantilyplaid SAME

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@bluefacebleedem SHES PREGNANT

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Ok, fine, we'll compromise. You can replace CEOs with AI.

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@Windkey Lolol I gotcha!

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@Windkey WHOMST

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@AnaKasparian ITS NOT REAL, ANA. YOU ARE DUMB AF.