Chloe Payne

your bae

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

If the Dup try to go back on gay rights I will sneak in to downing street and sleep with a woman in theresa mays bed

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

My suitcase was too heavy at check in and the lady goes ‘it’s okay because you are wives’ Mum is mortified

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

In my life I’ve never cried as much as I have today and it’s over a fucking episode of neighbours

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

If I don’t get these N-dubz tickets I’ll be absolutely raging

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

Just got refused alcohol in sainsburys because I didn’t have ID and I feel like a criminal. I’m 24 lol

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

I really enjoy spending £66 on petrol especially as I have to fill up every week

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

What are you waiting for @pritipatel? Please just do it

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

Absolutely love ‘Our Planet’ but did it really have to show me orcas tormenting a penguin before killing it, a baby seal get taken by a polar bear, and a walrus falling off a cliff, all in the space of ten minutes. Thanks Dave my day has been ruined

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

I love the couch to 5k app because Denise Lewis has just told me I was amazing and incredible for jogging for 15 minutes

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

Whoever has been using my card to order deliveroo you need to evaluate how often you do this because if you carry on this regularly you’re going to get so fat

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

Anyone in basingstoke got a keyboard stand I can steal for the week pretty please? I’m an idiot and left mine in a car park in guildford

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

New Years is just another excuse to get my tits out

[Tracy Beaker @TracybBeaker]

Elaine: ‘kids, Justine is planning to do a half an hour performance tomorrow after the Dumping Ground Christmas dinner’

Me:

[Tracy Beaker @TracybBeaker]

Love this bitch, he loves the drama and spills all the tea #messy xx

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

According to the tik tok tarot cards I’m getting engaged in spring. Single ladies reveal yourself

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

Every 3 months I get 5 weeks off for ‘gig month’ which is actually amazing but now I’m downing wine and having a Shakira & Shania Twain party alone on a Monday night

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

Trying to be an adult and sort my taxes out… ends up booking a massage, a spa day, and doing online Christmas shopping then closing the laptop

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

We have an outdoor gig today and it’s bloody snowing lol

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

The 11 o’clock urge to completely empty my wardrobe and tidy my whole room has already worn off, and I’ve got at least another 2 hours to go ffs

[Chloe Payne @_chloepaynee]

Why am I sobbing over coronation street