chloe

[trash jones @jzux]

birthdays after your mid 20s

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen...
okaycanyouseeit?

[chloe @_chloerice]

what do you mean I have to register my car each year

[chloe @_chloerice]

I would like to publicly apologize to anyone who followed my twitter from 2011-2016. I was a menace.

[chloe @_chloerice]

save the drama for your llama kids

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Please take your days off, these jobs don't care about you.

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i didn't respond i started cooking a recipe that said it would take 30 minutes and it actually took 40 years

[CEIRA @THEEPROBLEMCEE]

whenever i'm having a bad day i'm just like dang imagine if i had kids too

[Greeze @DeeGreezy]

My momma really needed that chicken thawed.

[vicky @vickymykh]

Me hearing Taylor announce a new album instead of reputation (taylor’s version) that my twitter timeline convinced me of three hours ago

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me reading twitter like it’s the morning paper.

[chloe @_chloerice]

I hate when someone post a snap with “iykyk” and I don’t know

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Controversial opinion: the night before a day off is better than the actual day itself.

[female kendall roy @saoirceronan]

everyone behind the camera when barry keoghan improvised the grave scene in saltburn

[cj- @cjnieI]

being funny at work and then remembering ur not paid to do that