Chris Valera

The adventures of the Angry Piano, whose principle interests are Music, Strawberries, & a Bowler Hat. Live by the Music. Instagram: theangrypiano

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Bye twitter

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Lea Salonga needs to grow out her hair. That pixie cut doesn’t look good at all.

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@UberFacts Dwayne Johnson

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H.E.R. As Belle playing electric guitar was so out of place and hilarious.

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I make music no one listens to.

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Black Adam was dumb.

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Why is Dwayne Johnson an actor

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Tats mah barreh

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Ugly Christmas Sweaters are quite fashionable.

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Loki should come back in Frost Giant form.

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If you’re dreaming of a White Christmas then you’re racist.

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Power to the people. Stick it to the man.

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We need a brand new Star Wars. No more Skywalkers. No connections or easter eggs to any previous Star Wars movies. A whole new generation. Either way in the past or way into the future.

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Knowmsayn?!

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My 1st album was sold out instantly. Because I only had 1 copy.

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Jo Koy doesn’t know much about the Philippines.

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When all you wanna do is sleep

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Ah white people and their plaid shirts.

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I hate today’s rap*

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I hate rap.