Chris Whitney

I make cool things sometimes

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

Here's an update on the current crypto ETFs that have S-1 filings

There are S-1 filings for Solana, XRP, Litecoin, Hedera, Dogecoin, and Cardano. The Litecoin ETF will likely be the first to be approved because it was the first to be acknowledged in the Federal Register and because of its similarities to Bitcoin

The SEC has already delayed the approval to dates around the second review (I included a link below to an article for the specific new deadlines)

The Senate Banking Committee is holding a confirmation hearing this Thursday for pro-crypto Paul Atkins to be the new SEC chair, which will then go to a full senate vote (probably sometime mid-April). If he is sworn in I'm thinking we could start seeing these ETFs being approved in early May

https://t.co/SaR7lwdwqc.

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

Someone PLEASE show me what the back of the statue looks like

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Argentina unveiled a massive 85-foot tall Lionel Messi statue in Patagonia for the World Cup

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

@Mineplex Me

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

He said this two weeks ago and I still see a new post about it every day

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z needs to stop spending $28 on lunch when they only make $70,000

“that is why they stay poor.”

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

@1davidj @shitposts_mp4

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

Yeah let me sit by the metal block and duck

[Coolmath Games @TheRealCoolmath]

lmk 👀

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

"So far, the collab is only available in the Philippines"

Okay thanks

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Krispy Kreme is launching SpongeBob SquarePants doughnuts including:

- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Patrick Star
- Squidward Tentacles
- Gary the Snail

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

Craigslist is crazy

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

Legitimately who is still listening to Hamilton songs

[aidan @aidan7501]

Most streamed albums on Spotify

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

Are people in crypto literally braindead now?

This pair is less than a month old

[Jacob King @JacobKinge]

BREAKING: Bitcoin plunges below $25,000 in a sudden Christmas Day flash crash on the BTC/USD1 pair on Binance.

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

I always hear people say this but legitimately what is the alternative

SOMEBODY has to be working, if we didn't have a society like we do now we would all be laboring 10-12 hours a day just for food and water to survive

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Working 8–9 hours a day and then going home to about 3-4 hours to yourself, which includes getting ready for the next day, is not living, to be very honest.

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

Why are we so lame now

[Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls]

NEW: Father speaks out after his 18-year-old son is arrested for jumping 15 feet into the air on a dirt bike “He’s not a criminal”

The video shows Sam Campbell making a large jump over a road in Arizona

His father, Nick Campbell, says the clip was posted without their consent

“We did not post that video… We requested that video be taken down and it was. It got reposted about 30 days later.”

He says Sam has been riding since he was three and has competed in countless races

“He’s a very accomplished rider. He’s a national A level racer,” he said

The jump ended with Sam being arrested and charged with reckless driving

“He’s not a criminal, he’s not egging houses, he’s not vandalizing, he’s not selling drugs. He’s never done that. He’s a racer. He made a mistake.”

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

I literally have no idea what the last 5 songs are

Everything in music is bought now, even if I didn't like it I should've at least heard it by now

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

#1 song on the Year-End Hot 100 chart each year:

2010: TiK ToK
2011: Rolling In The Deep
2012: Somebody That I Used To Know
2013: Thrift Shop
2014: Happy
2015: Uptown Funk
2016: Love Yourself
2017: Shape of You
2018: God’s Plan
2019: Old Town Road
2020: Blinding Lights
2021: Levitating
2022: Heat Waves
2023: Last Night
2024: Lose Control
2025: Die With A Smile

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

Yeah its really crazy all the...South Korean propaganda about how bad...North Korea is

Have we really lost the plot this bad

[sofie ☭ @darlingube]

nothing has done more to expose american/south korean propaganda than this crazy lady claiming 26 million people do not know the word "i" in their own language 😭😭

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

Are we deadass

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

It's Thanksgiving.

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

....is this not obvious? What else would they be asking for, the vast majority of kids unfortunately just go to school and play games and thats largely all

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Over half of kids in the US want video games for Christmas, says a new study by the ESA

43% want in-game currency, the most popular answer on the list

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

....did we seriously pass a bill that does literally nothing

[TheBlaze @theblaze]

House Republicans pass resolution condemning socialism:

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

@MacroCRG Hell yeah brother

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

@Polymarket This is just a bet on how Trump talks

"Zohran is very intelligent, he knows what he's doing and its going to destroy New York city."

This would resolve to yes

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

You're really pushing the recycled post lifetime here Jenni

[Chris Whitney @_chriswhitney]

Bitcoin is dropping so hard right now

Literally straight down since this post

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

JUST IN: BITCOIN IS RIPPING 👀