christopherc

I cook and don't wash my dishes after

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Waited for my boss to sit down at his desk across before I packed up to leave work early. Tryna make it seem like a "work's taken care of" kinda thing and not a "I'd rather co-work with Kuma" thing..

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Lunch time; good news. The mom & pop banh mi spot i would frequent before 2020 survived the past 3 years. Hell ya

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@sloocin Twitter comeback season

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The work from home for life dream is over. Back in the office and tryna find all the good spots to fart discreetly

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@Warcraft Baangdog
Destromath
US
#WarcraftStory
@Warcraft

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@_jacqlewis *screaming in 2fa*

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@chucksandbrew Damn. Big sad in both of those finales

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@jackilewis You could take it to small claims and reason for a larger refund than your original deposit since they're withholding money that you were entitled to and may have needed within the month of you moving out. Don't quote me though, I did some googling

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Haven't had solid food for a week... All I want for my first meal is everything from Panda Express.

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Can't believe we lost trivia by 1 point...

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You know you had a good night when you finished a video game, saw your friends throw up, and got home in time to witness your girlfriend finally finish watching the final episode of The Office.

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Someone's musty air keeps floating towards my desk and idk who it is.

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@chucksandbrew Straight willpower

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Except sometimes

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Sometimes I wanna talk shit on Twitter and then I'm like... "Nah I do my own taxes now"

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Don't wait til next year to do cool shit

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Ali, playing Catch Phrase: "street bird"

Everyone: "PIGEONNNNN"

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@chucksandbrew Don't let your dreams be dreams

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@Nicurz @RottenTomatoes I'm an SF tech cyborg now

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Whoever runs @RottenTomatoes website needs to not. Out here using JS alert messages in 2019 like I just clicked on an ad for free gift cards.