bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰

she/her. keep your sexism, misogyny, racism, and queerphobia in a box to the motherfucking left.

[bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰 @_ciceroo__]

Obsessed with these so here you go 😌

[bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰 @_ciceroo__]

Popped into a Ladipoe playlist to listen to specific songs but unfortunately everything is a banger and I am physically unable to skip anything

[bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰 @_ciceroo__]

@thechinweibegbu I’m so sorry my love, sending you so much love and all the best wishes 🫂❤️

[bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰 @_ciceroo__]

I’m up

[THE DEBUT HUB @thedebuthub]

🚨 OUT NOW 🚨

👥 CLEAN BANDIT, CHLOE BAILEY & OMAH LAY
📀 COMPANY

[bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰 @_ciceroo__]

I’m not proud of how obsessed I am with True Story 😭

[T.U.E @TheUpperEnt]

SDC and every featured act went crazy on this project. 🤝

Which feature stood out the most? 👀

[bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰 @_ciceroo__]

Why do we have to put two bad bitches against each other? 😔

[T.U.E @TheUpperEnt]

PalmWine Express. Or. PalmWine Music 3.

[dafe. @ProbablyDafe]

Generations to come will go back to The Palmwine Express the way we revisit Shakespeare's work.

[bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰 @_ciceroo__]

We’re discussing SDC? I’m so up

[bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰 @_ciceroo__]

I don’t like the horror film we’re living in

[Hedgie @HedgieMarkets]

🦔AI companies are bulk-buying rare books, scanning them through high-speed machines that cut the spines off, and shredding the originals. A service called ISBNdb facilitates orders of up to a million books and keeps buyers anonymous. Pre-2022 books are premium because they're free of AI-generated text. A federal judge ruled the practice is fair use because eliminating the original means only one copy exists at a time. Anthropic hired the former head of Google Books partnerships to obtain "all the books in the world."

My Take
This got to me. A bookseller told 404 Media that rare books with almost no surviving copies are being fed into this pipeline. Books that survived wars, fires, and centuries of handling are being shredded so an AI can learn to write a better marketing email.
ISBNdb's website literally says "'AI company destroys two million books' is not a headline that generates sympathy," and they still built an entire business around making it happen quietly. They offer NDAs as a feature. They coach clients to call it "digital preservation."

I've covered AI companies scraping the internet, torrenting libraries, and stealing music. This is worse because it's irreversible. You can re-upload a website. You can reprint a bestseller. You can't replace the last three copies of an 18th-century botanical text once someone shreds them for training data. And the judge said it's legal. So it's going to accelerate.
"We shred rare books and offer NDAs so nobody finds out" is a legitimate business model in 2026. What a timeline.

Hedgie🤗

[bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰 @_ciceroo__]

Lmaooo, the worst of the worst really so we all had to look inwards for liking him.

[Aros @Damiar0s]

Sorry oo, people that have watched Originals… is Klaus a bad guy or a good guy, because what kind of character is this ???

[bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰 @_ciceroo__]

My amebo is really too much cause what was I expecting? 😭

[Unwanni✨🌸🇳🇬 @Iam_sistabibi]

“If your husband cheats, the first thing is to find how to help him come out of the problem. Don’t be self-seeking about it — Actor Daniel Etim Effiong”

What he’s trying to say is
👇👇👇👇👇
If your husband cheats on you, do not cheat on him or leave him, find out what you did that made him cheat 🫢

[bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰 @_ciceroo__]

@garnettachieng It will 🫶🏾🫶🏾

[Dami MopWater @BONZDUDE]

LISTEN!!!!!!!!

[bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰 @_ciceroo__]

Wdym my alarm is ringing on mute because I refuse to pay for extra storage?? @Apple count your fucking days!

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

I put together 1000 Reasons Why You should not Vote for Tinubu in the next election.

https://t.co/52SZEDFhrY

Good morning Nigerians.

[bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰 @_ciceroo__]

Like mad

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Lovecraft Country (2020) hit with that mix of horror, history, and pulp, each episode shifting genres while tying it all back to real-world trauma, and HBO pulling the plug after one season still feels like a massive miss.

[bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰 @_ciceroo__]

Hm, very many of you that will be bundled when I become supreme world leader 🙂‍↕️

[Hansel Praise @hannytalker]

Sophia Ahuoyiza is hiring an Executive Assistant.

Not a calendar-blocker or an email-responder. A context manager.

She operates across multiple spaces — product, tech, business — simultaneously. She needs someone who can hold the full picture of her work life, keep her ahead of everything, and show up with the same standard she would.

Here is her TLDR:

🕖 Core hours: 7 AM – 3 PM | Output-driven, not hour-driven
💰 ₦100,000/month for the first 6 months
📍 Fully remote
⏰ My brief lands with me by 7 AM, every day and you build it

What I am looking for:
— You are proactive. Deeply, consistently, without being reminded
— You are reliable. Zero excuses
— You read everything. Meeting notes, documents, long threads — this is not a role where you outsource your reading to AI
— You pay attention to details
— You communicate at a high level and can engage on my behalf when needed
— You are tech-savvy and you build systems naturally

What this is not:
— A task-execution role
— A role for someone with competing commitments or availability gaps right now
— A full-time employment hire in the first 6 months (no leave, pension, or HMO initially — this is reviewed after 6 months)

I have zero tolerance for laxity. I will terminate quickly if I notice it. The expectations are set clearly in advance — that clarity is intentional.

I am also genuinely interested in people who are building towards something. If a career in tech, product, or business is where you are headed, this role will accelerate that.

The search is open for 6 months. I will shortlist within a week. Two-week paid probation.

Read the full JD before applying — application steps are in there:
https://t.co/U08Fu014mI

Only the exceptional need apply.

[bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰 @_ciceroo__]

If Sports Direct has no haters, I have departed from this earthly plane 🙏🏾

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Adesuwa: is food, fuel and electricity cheaper where you live?

Spokesman: Fuel is not only expensive in Nigeria. Go to America, the UK, and Canada, I have my family in those countries.

Adesuwa: Nigeria is improving. Why isn't your family here with us? 💀

[bree’s bounce 👩🏾‍🦰 @_ciceroo__]

Aniko, your talent is too much pls 🥵