Dominick Decocco

Happens fast

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Back here due to the fact that I thought I could wait out the X rebrand smh

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Are we all in agreement that Noah Kahan is a little bitch?

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King beds are for couples that don’t like each other

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Nothing like being called both ‘kiddo’ and ‘mam’ by strangers in the same day

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Me: “I can’t believe we’ve already survived a week living with my dad, it’s been a breeze!”
My husband: “It’s been three days”

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I’ve never seen the full image before. The sleepy bear having an entire family and he’s just sleeping there. Go help your wife!

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@hootietheeowl Each Sunday during football season

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My brother just told me how much he pays for regular ass daycare in New Jersey for two kids. Having children is a SCAM, get a DOG.

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Does everyone else keep their voice mailbox full so that their parents don’t leave them a million identical messages or am I the asshole??

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“Is there a reason why you…” is the most passive aggressive way to ask your live-in parter why they did/didn’t do something around the home and I LOVE IT

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Not a SINGLE(!!) gen z from my office has heard of Thong Song and I’m upset @OfficialSisQo

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There’s something unnervingly hot about your man grabbing your suitcase to deal with it before you can

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A man in a leopard bodysuit told me I was ‘giving cunt’ at clerb on friday and now I can leave new york because it won’t get better than this baby

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Who out there still does mdma and can you help me choose the music for my wedding?

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If you “don’t watch tv🤣” then I DON’T WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT

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Where is the ‘This song sucks’ button on Spotify?

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When my office moved from Flatiron to be next to the Empire State bldg, after I was stuck in Midtown for 8 years 🥲

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Explaining our wedding registry to my fiancé: “Why dont they just give us money?” “All the women we know? That’s half the wedding” “Where are we putting all of it?”“We already have plates”. Divorce!!!!

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@caravacc Bro what are you getting into

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Soho is the corniest place in new york city