CJ 🦁

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

Tf he thought ?? 😂😂😂 Ngga bye!

[BIG FONKY @MsClassyIfNasty]

I remember Jacques bm was on Shaderoom crying cus he was on tour with Dej Loaf so I said “she crying over two studs”. Man his ppls was threatening to beat my ass for weeks. One wrote me a few months ago and said “I ain’t forgot hoe” 😭😭😂😂

[Rod. @RoddyIgnant]

All u need is some bitches & a sibling.

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Free that innocent nigga

[Daphne @celebriD]

She blocked me😂

[mike @painbuiltt]

havent seen a CDL joke since like january

[Primetime Carolina @primetimecar]

When this is me, DO NOT TELL ME.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

21 savage music was so fye when he was Institutionalized and didn’t realize how rich he was

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

My wife and I have made a list of five people we can sleep with if we ever get the chance.

She picked Brad Pitt, Sam Elliott, Tom Hardy, Kevin Costner, and Jon Hamm.

I’ve gone for her sister, her cousin, her best friend, the blonde UPS driver and the girl with big boobs at Dunkin’. Now I’m sleeping on the sofa because apparently she is not happy with my choices.

[popstar benny ♪ ☆ @popstarbenny]

naw you knew you was up way too late when brandy & mr. whiskers / dave the barbarian came on 😂😂😂

[Corrado "Junior" Soprano @unclejunsop]

Crazy we still say "who's on aux" when the aux cord hasn't been a thing since like 2015

[Sippy @LeviathanGunha]

One time I was hanging out with white folk and they were all planning a trip to Japan, and I was like "I can't go I don't have money" and they were like "Dude just ask your parents"

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

If you see a fat girl walking around Monterey California with a shirt that says ‘Guess’ 275 is the wrong answer

[Vee✰ @Veraachriss]

…flirted with a man @ 15 and he was 24, he stopped me and explained that no healthy adult is interested in a child. I’m older now ,Hope your pillow is always cool King

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

This has been dusting me because this was my ex. She had the most brilliant ideas that were all fraud 😂

[🫧🎀 @6ixpretty]

Big on havin sex with 1 person, idc if it take us 4 weeks to fvck again, Im staying celibate for the whole 4.

[annie @annie6sn]

Seeing the woman you really like naked for the first time has to be one of life’s most unforgettable moments.

[Horny for Wealth📍 @Kobbystr_]

So she let everybody smash and she want to start a family with you.🤣😂🤣