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[kenna @kittyy_liquor]

When aliens come to earth in 700 years and find chromatica Oreos in the rubble

[Ra✨🦋 @itssimplyangel]

Her impact

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Meryl Streep says Stanley Tucci has “an elegance to his heterosexuality”:

“Stanley has an elegance to his heterosexuality, his undeniable heterosexuality, which is formidable. Not that heterosexuality is better than any other kind of sexuality, it's just that elegance - real, unforced, natural, unstyled elegance - is sometimes harder for straight men. I’m not looking at anybody here or intending any slight, but I'm just saying.”

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

reading this tweet feels like falling down a flight of stairs

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

virginia right now:

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

very exciting time to be a left-liberal

[mariana @mercurioer]

o tipo de coisa que sai quando vc quer diminuir o tempo de tela

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

who thought it would be a good visual to show a literal grandmother who still has to do gig-labor to pay for her husband’s cancer treatment

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Addison Rae has filed a copyright claim against the Department of Homeland Security for using “Diet Pepsi” on an ICE-related video.

[drew @torturedrewdept]

you just had to be there

[Dani ☁️ @Dan0nat0r]

Don’t forget what happened to the last guy who went toe to toe with the king

[Christopher @molochofficial]

potluck idea: bring your culture’s version of Chinese food

[ryan @beforethefevers]

if you don’t know this song word for word you don’t deserve those tickets

[tyde @cinematyde]

.@thebeatles

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

Me thinking of a tweet that will only get 4 likes

[Brunette @mimizima_]

Can’t stop thinking about this. You cannot tell me tweeting is not a form of art

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

Gays running back out of the smoking area when they hear “I’m so into you I can barely breathe” from the dancefloor

[Pocket @islandthembo]

She’s actually one of my favorite people on earth

[m @msnetik]

how it feels to get all the wheat in Catan