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[claire @_clairegarton]

“team Conrad” “team Jeremiah” what happened to team Jesus Christ?

[claire @_clairegarton]

You can’t have your cigarette until you finish your wine sweetie

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Yeah just give me some time to come up with the cash

[claire @_clairegarton]

It’s so exciting when it’s your bday like which exes are gonna text me

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

15 years ago, Quinn Fabray gave birth while the cover of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' was playing in 'Glee'

[claire @_clairegarton]

Happy pride month everyone do something nice for me in particular

[claire @_clairegarton]

No one at this park knows I’m listening to hoobastank

[claire @_clairegarton]

@analaymin I was just saying this to my boyfriend who is the chief of police

[predictable girl @lov3ony0u]

oh you’re 26? Wow….what was 9/11 like…can I kiss you?

[Mae 𓆣 Santos Apologist @butchsucker_]

Lesbian spectrum

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

This is so vile.

[claire @_clairegarton]

My aunt called the radio station just to complain about the musical episode of grey’s anatomy

[Doyle_ @sadcinemaa]

Me sending work emails at the end of year

[claire @_clairegarton]

listening to slipping through my fingers because my cat’s turning 2

[claire @_clairegarton]

I think I’m in my luteal phase or whichever one makes you kind of ugly for a bit

[claire @_clairegarton]

Is this real?

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

AI is unhinged 😩

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[claire @_clairegarton]

I LIVED IT: Someone I’ve Already Dated is my Most Compatible on Hinge