claire

welcome to my sad girl diary // nothing here is as it seems

[claire @_clairetupper]

I’m on episode 5 of squid games 2 and I already know I’m going to cry when player 149 dies 😭

[claire @_clairetupper]

I went from being tipsy and responding to everyone’s stories to being tipsy and answering every post in every mom group I’m in lol

[claire @_clairetupper]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[claire @_clairetupper]

Postpartum is the hardest thing to explain to someone

[claire @_clairetupper]

I love gossiping with my man lol

[claire @_clairetupper]

Mayci is Switzerland #momtok #MormonWives

[claire @_clairetupper]

Sunbelt Bakery makes the best granola bars in the world and you can’t tell me otherwise #pregnancycravings @SunbeltBakery

[claire @_clairetupper]

@ChickfilA bring back the honey pimento sandwich please 🥹😭

[claire @_clairetupper]

I’m so in love that I might stop breathing

[𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐧 @shanxeditss]

all the kate middleton and Royal family jokes i laughed at these past couple of weeks and to find out she’s been battling cancer… im going to hell

[claire @_clairetupper]

@bibliojessi Time traveler

[claire @_clairetupper]

Do you just put dishwasher safe on the bottom so we have to come back and get more cups @dollyparton? 😞 #DollyPartonStampede

[claire @_clairetupper]

Everyone is turning 30 (including me soon) and I am unwell

[claire @_clairetupper]

This week, I have collectively found $90 in cash. That has to be good luck, right? 🍀

[claire @_clairetupper]

Since this tweet I have been to another funeral and another next weekend.

[claire @_clairetupper]

I’ve worn my funeral dress way too much this year

[claire @_clairetupper]

I’ve worn my funeral dress way too much this year

[KC Davis @KCDavisSays]

I dont know who the cartoonist is but this is the most succinct framing if this issue Ive seen.