James

Software Developer. Love my E36 more than myself. Follow for occasional tweets about my uneventful life.

[James @_Clarke185]

After 450~ pulls, we finally got it. Mythic Sylvanas, Cutting Edge. #WoW

[James @_Clarke185]

Can't wait to go into a mass phase purely to mog.

[James @_Clarke185]

I hate that bullshit AI voice on the 212 advert, why are you saying "short and long" in an American accent and then going back to the bullshit-British voice again.

I don't know why this aggros me so much 🙄

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

sometimes when I talk I can physically feel myself pick the wrong dialogue option

[James @_Clarke185]

Bro on the phone screaming his head off mid-piss. Like bro just chill and pee...

[James @_Clarke185]

Getting bills off the carts, call me Penjamin Danklin.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever

[Rebel @rebelhzaura]

WHY DO THESE FUCKERS ALWAYS STOP DRIVING???

[James @_Clarke185]

@Chainsword40k Just this very minute I've been reading HH: Fulgrim (pub. 2007), page 59, where an Emperor's Children Astartes is described as dark-skinned, and not fair-skinned like Fulgrim is.

Ergo a black space wolf is nothing new, and you should really leave your prejudices at the door.

[Megs @xmeganrichards]

Woke up. Phones on 9%. Followed three of my colleagues on Instagram and Tiktok. Violently hungover. Hangiexty at full pelt.

Happy Friday.

[James @_Clarke185]

Trump was bobbin' and gluckin' on that.

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

u think bill was tapping it on the tongue

[James @_Clarke185]

Should have expected a deranged take from an account with the words "film noir* in it

[James @_Clarke185]

Every time I see a vid of Anderson .Paak he's always on some crazy shit. His coke plug deffo got them pockets full.

[James @_Clarke185]

Hit the lotto and some head.

[Naked Numerology ® @OneLuckyGirl_28]

Whatever u ask the Universe for under this tweet, u will get by September 28.

[James @_Clarke185]

Got my face numbed at the dentist and now I look like I'm having a stroke.

[James @_Clarke185]

Stay indoors and watch Naruto type weather

[James @_Clarke185]

I just wrote some fucking good SQL

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

This might be one of the best Homer poses in the whole series.