Palash Khandelwal

29| Love is Manchester United ❤️| Federer 🐐

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

He created goals for Ronaldo.
He created goals for Berbatov.
He created goals for Van Persie.
He was a forward yet he put everyone else in front.
He played CM even CDM without complaining.
He did everything the team needed, he is the hero every red devil deserves. @ManUtd #MUFC

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Tell us your favourite United player without telling us your favourite United player 👇

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

MF has put 12 players and Carrick as forward !!

[Daniel Emirate. @Dan_emilly67]

This Manchester United team next season.

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

Iraola inherits a UCL winner club
Maresca inherits a UCL winner club
Alonso inherits a UCL winner club
Carrick inherits a UCL winner club
Mikel Arteta build a zero UCL winner club and every one of these managers will beat him in premier league next season 🥱

[Élodie @TribeOfArsenal]

Andoni Iraola inherits a £1B squad
Enzo maresca inherits a £1B squad
Xabi Alonso inherits a £1B squad
Micheal Carrick inherits a £1B squad
Mikel Arteta built it from scratch and non of these blank cheque managers will beat him to the trophy next season 🥱

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

Barcelona are offering more than 80 million euros plus for a premier league player with 6 goals and assists this season. Football transfers are like Arteta ball these days. Too much haram !!

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Barcelona make proposal to sign Anthony Gordon from Newcastle United. Bid for 25yo #NUFC winger €80m + bonuses; no agreement yet as talks over England int’l continue. Interest of other clubs ongoing but #FCBarcelona + #FCBayern strongest @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/MvUHXko2r0

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

Graeme swann on air asked @NUFC to sign Eshan Malinga for the boundary he saved by legs😭😭

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

You think this tweet is funny?
Then go to comments section !!

[Nirel @Nirel01]

Today's Agenda:

Tell them Max Dowman has 1 league title..Bruno has 0

Tell them Max Dowman has reached 1 UCL final.. Bruno has reached 0 UCL quarter final

Tell them Max Dowman is still single.. Bruno is already married twice

Tell them Max Dowman is 16.. Bruno is 32 and that's 16 + 16

Tell them Maxdowman is still going to school..Bruno is already a father of 16

Tell them Nirel won't stop spreading vawulence until Bruno wins a league title

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

If he had suffered broken jaw against Arsenal, he would have been sent off !!

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Djed Spence suffered broken jaw during Tottenham Hotspur loss at Chelsea. 25yo right-back picked up injury in challenge with Liam Delap but expected to play for #THFC v Everton on last day of Premier League season in protective mask @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Pal7Tzetqt

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

Tonali will be a good addition but he is not a CDM like Rice , Fabinho or Casemiro. We need a proper CDM to challenge next season !! (plus a CM, backup LB, better RB than Dalot, CB and a LW too)
# MUFC

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

Zirkzee has to be 3rd worst player to play for United after Andreas pereira and Diogo Dalot !!

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

Give Rooney and Ronaldo to this Bruno Fernandes, he will get 30 assists.
These players are just bang average!!

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

We also didn’t win UCL x 4 times !!

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

The guys making fun of 2nd place.

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

Even if Arsenal win the league this season, this still will be used to banter them every time they bottle any trophy!!

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Generational Banter😂

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

This tweet shows everything wrong about spurs and their fans and why they deserve to be relegated!!

[Cam ⛧ @THFC__Cam]

When Micky Van de Ven dribbled past every Man United player and scored from the halfway line

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

Make him start in place of Dalot and he would still play better than Portuguese carragher

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Welcome back, @Anto_V25 👋

The Eduadorian is set to represent our Legends team in Southampton this month 🫶

🔴 @MU_Foundation

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

Breaks*

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨👑 Bruno Fernandes equals David Beckham’s record for most assists (15) by Man United player since 1999/2000 in the Premier League.

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

Yoro and Dalot are liability.
Villa are not playing well but United are passing sideways.
We are missing through passes from Martinez badly !!!

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

Men will scroll
Men will stop here
Men will watch
Men will smile (some of them will bookmark)
Men will scroll again.

[Trains of India 🇮🇳 @trainwalebhaiya]

Busiest Hour on India's Busiest Rail Section 🚆🔥

This video captures the furious action of one of the highest-priority gangs in Indian Railways, the Rajdhani gang. Rajdhani trains heading to the eastern part of India form a powerful convoy to and from New Delhi, meeting in both directions during the midnight hours on the DDU–Prayagraj section.

The Rajdhani Gang generally includes:

Ranchi Garib Rath / Rajdhani
Dibrugarh Rajdhani
Howrah Rajdhani
Sealdah Rajdhani
Bhubaneswar Rajdhani
Patna Rajdhani
Sealdah Duronto
And almost same trains in the reverse direction.

All these trains run back-to-back till DDU from New Delhi and vice versa, while all other trains are sidelined for this highest-priority gang 🔥

#indianrailways #rajdhani #rajdhaniexpress #railfanning

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

Look at the teams we have drawn and teams we have won against 😭😭

[Premier League USA @PLinUSA]

Man Utd beat Everton to extend their unbeaten run to 10 games 😤

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

Beat Real Madrid in UCL Quarter trophy

[PND | Chelsea Media @PeterNotDrury]

Wait a minute, what ‘trophies’ has Raya won at Arsenal ?

[Palash Khandelwal @_classof1996_]

This poll is ok but what is Arsenal doing here?

[Prime Video Sport UK @primevideosport]

Bruno Fernandes would start for any of the world's biggest clubs, according to your votes 🇵🇹🎩✅