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millennial mom. my son tweets for me also

[k @_clevergirl]

Being Alaskan means feeling guilty when you go to Starbucks instead of a hut

[Brand New Archive @BrandNewArchive]

Brand New announces 2025 summer tour.

[k @_clevergirl]

No one understands me like Reddit does 🫶🏻

[k @_clevergirl]

Woke up to a day full of house cleaning. Happy Sunday

[k @_clevergirl]

Witnessing a mediocre DJ gives me the delusion that I could be the world‘s greatest DJ

[k @_clevergirl]

I love Sleepless nights being stressed about life and my alarm gonna go off at 530 smh 😭

[ophelia 🏁 @notopheliagrace]

the fact people can post pictures with comments on rednote and people are asking for help with their english hw is so funnyyy

[Ocean Living @delapour]

Americans are saying to the US government, you can ban TikTok all you want, but we're not going back to META. REDnote from China is now the number one social media app in the app store.

[Massimo @massmandato]

Americans are helping the Chinese with their English homework in the comments of RedNote😭

[Rose 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ @ForeverRebel]

Americans are so damn petty lmao. Congress goes after TikTok so everyone goes to download RedNote. The Chinese version, we're all like data be damned, TAKE IT 🤣🤣

[k @_clevergirl]

KFC stayed successful by NOT revealing their secret 11 herbs & spices.

What a concept

[k @_clevergirl]

States rights?
Why not just town / city rights?
Why not street rights?
House rights??
Ooooh individual rights

[k @_clevergirl]

I need one of those Comfrt hoodies asap 😭

[k @_clevergirl]

It’s unsettling how fast I’d probably join a cult. All they’d have to do is tell me I have a good idea and give me a morsel of validation. 🤪

[k @_clevergirl]

He really went from “they are gonna take your jobs, to- they are gonna eat your pets”

[k @_clevergirl]

Is this man literally incapable of answering a question? 😂 damn

[k @_clevergirl]

When good old-fashioned racism doesn’t scare people you have to convince them that people are eating their pets💀

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

See how he emerges from the ocean? Very demure, very mindful

[☆ 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨 ☆ @incxgnegrx2]

people hella mad about demure but we should have a new popular word every week, let’s rebuild the public’s vocabulary !

[k @_clevergirl]

I cannot deal with a tortilla that wasn’t even attempted to be toasted