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[Clutch 🥷🏾 @_clutch_af]

Need me $5M, GT3RS, a Cartier Santos Galbée 1564 and a light skinned Ewe girl with locs.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil

[🏴‍☠️ @mvrtinza]

yo viendo llegar todas las consecuencias de mi procrastinación

[💉 @The1stWright]

You when niggas got to tripping in there..

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me

[Clutch 🥷🏾 @_clutch_af]

“The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding”

[Clutch 🥷🏾 @_clutch_af]

😂😂

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

life is bdsm and i forgot the safe word

[HTB ♨️ @HenryTheBlasian]

Netflix cancelled Starting 5 and we having one of the most insane NBA seasons ever lmfao what a fumbled bag

[Ms.Flowers🌸 @og_gigii]

fly the nuns out for game 7 deadass

[yuri🪷 @groovybehbeh]

“Oh noooo the restaurant got my order correct”

[Adwoa Yeboah🪵 @Agonizo_mai]

I think everyone should be with someone they truly find impressive. To me, one of the greatest forms of romance is that genuine awe.

[daylen @daylen25147]

if my lady having a bad day i would simply stop the day

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Cats are my favorite animal because no matter where you fall on the food chain, a cat will still smack the shit outta you.

[Keith Walkiewicz @keithwalkiewicz]

I took a technical drawing class in highschool. The teacher was retiring that year and gave all the students a lot of freedom as long as the work got done.

There was one kid that was a talented artist, he would draw sports cars at a really high level. He never had to do any of the normal assignments. The teacher recognized his talent and let him draw whatever he wanted because doing the normal work would be way below his skill level.

Anyway, that teacher was the last of a dying breed. I felt like I caught a glimpse of a world that was going away forever.

I think I got an A.

[Clutch 🥷🏾 @_clutch_af]

😂

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

worth a shot

[Clutch 🥷🏾 @_clutch_af]

😂

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Please attach resume , cover letter, and video (.mp4, .mov, .mov) of you begging for this job

[Clutch 🥷🏾 @_clutch_af]

@TAFELMUKOVIC @ your plug for each

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Does anyone know how fast godspeed is

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

Friends with Benefits... but instead of sex can you just cook for me please🥺

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

Idk how to flirt but i can piss u off