Cody Pendant

I like cars and pie and beer. Maybe not all together at once.

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

@joeroganhq Jimmy Fallon? Not Kimmel

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

@adamcarolla Pussy lips

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

@TiffanyFong Who the fuck vapes cold turkey? I’d probably quit too

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

I just rewatched Catch me if you can. It’s a Christmas movie as much as Die Hard is.

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

@united you're the competitions best advertisement. Your yelp is 1.6 stars. Virgin is 3.6, for good reasons

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

@united you're missing the point. The fees are ridiculous. I had to miss 3 flights and the fee to change it costs more than the tickets

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

@united I've missed three flight due to an emergency and the fees for status members with the Visa card are still ridiculous.

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

@united it's not just the delay. That's just the cherry on top. It's the 150 fee to change a flight and 100 for a standby flight. 6161

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

I hate flying @united. This flight is late (surprise) and they want to charge me $100 to avoid a 4 hour layover with another flight

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

You know that song that goes "I just want you to know who I am", I have no idea who sings that

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

So I went to a house party the other night at a house that someone was borrowing, and came across this #ferrari

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

I give my dog asparagus so he's like "who am I?"

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

Puppies!!

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

This guy has red painted calipers and drum rotors. Sporty.

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

I've been to New York. Minutes are the same there

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

Sushi is a dish best served cold

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

What wine goes best with Taco Bell?

[Sally Hope @sallyhopesays]

@_codeblue Ummmmmmmm. Did they buy the car at least?

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

@sallyhopesays - they did buy the car. They offered to stay too. Gave a deposit for later pick up

[Cody Pendant @_codeblue]

I'm selling a car and meet them at a Safeway. Long story short, they press the lock button and shut the doors with the motor on, in the rain