codi ❥

Ship Alum

[codi ❥ @_codinicole13]

What does the rodent meteorologist know anyhow

[Guy @nosilverv]

How to have intergenerational appeal:

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

addicted to saying “cómo se dice” followed by the most basic english word it just gives me that buzz

[maggie antone @magooggie]

recession indicator: listening to more punk rock than usual

[kynny (yer local red dirt enthusiast) @brokenciggies]

Due to tariffs, in my heart you will now be paying rent. Thanks, Management.

[codi ❥ @_codinicole13]

A night.

[trash jones @jzux]

"what do your tattoos mean" they mean i have to wear long sleeves around grandma

[frankie @frankieats]

unfollowed someone for saying they hate blueberry muffins do not fuck around with me please

[alfie @alfienxo]

for someone who loves to sleep so much you think I'd go to bed earlier

[Carlisle @CarlisleDiana]

girl science is when there is minimal evidence that birth control changes who you’re attracted to but thousands of women saying they immediately lost attraction to their boyfriends when they got off it

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

things have become so bad that cutting my life into pieces has become my first resort

[glow moss @tolecrien]

taking off your work pants and putting them on the floor and then picking your bed pants up off the floor feels so good

[Candace @candacednewby]

Concert ticket & cowgirl boots

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

This was barely a decade ago.

2 competent, fully coherent, men in their 50s/60s disagreeing at the margins about ways to make our society a little more productive. Nothing but respect for one another.

We’ve completely spiraled out of control politically since then.

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

they shiuld sell a beer with 1 cigarette attached the way a straw is attached to a juice box

[TouchTunes @TouchTunes]

The people have spoken, and we listened! 🔥🤘 We officially have @TreatyOakMusic on TouchTunes, so get ready to take over your local jukebox this weekend!

[໊ @sonohoor]

i heard someone say “i won’t risk the healed version of me for the fantasy version of us” and i felt that

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

before you go to bed tonight remember that there is no need to be stressed. you are okay. you have time to slow down and calculate your next steps. your whole life is still ahead of you. you got this.