Cody Parsons

I'm probably better at making hot pockets than you

[Cody Parsons @_codyparsons]

@earth2samm https://t.co/0697fyDJcB

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When bae's not in the mood https://t.co/t4OpPlqjic

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Well, well, well...how the turntables.

[Cody Parsons @_codyparsons]

Should I shave my beard or keep this glorious manly panty dropper long locks?

[Trin B @trinda_L]

I just want the simple things, I just want you

[Jeff Scott @Jeff_Scott_Jr]

Haven't seen @_codyparsons in 3+ days for the first time in at least 2 years... Come back bud 😢

[Cody Parsons @_codyparsons]

@Jeff_Scott_Jr have a good one bud

[Cody Parsons @_codyparsons]

@Jeff_Scott_Jr I'm sorrey. There's so much friggin snow down here it's insane 🙈

[Cody Parsons @_codyparsons]

How would u like to be raised like that

[Cody Parsons @_codyparsons]

If you can't raise them properly why are u having kids?

[Cody Parsons @_codyparsons]

I hate seeing kids who don't have a chance from the beginning

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

I hope you win the #Powerball and lose ya ticket

[Cody Parsons @_codyparsons]

@earth2samm @Jeff_Scott_Jr That's false. I get yelled at when I drive to fast...

[Cody Parsons @_codyparsons]

#rip93

[Cody Parsons @_codyparsons]

There is no worse feeling than losing a 93 day snap streak with somebody @B_Fuckin_Fish4

[Cody Parsons @_codyparsons]

Shout out to Sam Pagana. You'd da best and some day you will have world domination #blessedup #imnothingwithoutyou

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"At a party last night and my buddy disappeared, this morning we found this..."

[Cody Parsons @_codyparsons]

You're as smooth, as Tennessee whiskey.

[Jeff Scott @Jeff_Scott_Jr]

@jaycolvra123 @_codyparsons @B_Fuckin_Fish4 https://t.co/l7Ytfq7KEb

[Carhartt @Carhartt]

Still wondering what Carhartt Rain Defender is? Hank the foreman has all the details. #BuildYourLegacy
https://t.co/VqGMSsAVQm

[emily™ @emilyshnyder]

I cannot stand people who sleep all god damn day