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to die of pride

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flooding the zone

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@puppygang5000 it's well earned cause like wow

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@the_moral_abc the overalls require sacrifice

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i've decided i'm an overalls girl now. just let me have this

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@hiiiparker @the_moral_abc i will live up to the honor i swear

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@snakeghostpurrp :')) thank you...

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@the_moral_abc fanning myself. and turning on my AC and pointing all my box fans at me and swallowing a giant cartoon block of ice

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@fluoridevictim i forgive you

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being trans is feeling like a dimorphic monster for ten seconds and then like god's little handpicked ultra-sexy sculpture the next, hyper alternating between the two and eventually getting too exhausted to look in the mirror one way or the other and jerking off alone

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@GRIMEMUTT444 hi!!!!

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@fl0wills yay!!!!

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@the_moral_abc hello dear

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@RealTreeFantasy that's wild. you really blossomed <3

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@maelynducky69 ty mae :)

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thinking about love

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@k_mf_rose lmaoo

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bedtime. the test i fail every single night without fail

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@CameronRuggles ah your click memory is better than mine

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had a dream that everytime i woke up and snoozed my alarm it halved my lifespan

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@CameronRuggles did that happen in click??

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@lanadelreyjrjr i haven't! i'll check them out

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do this thing where i get really obsessed with music any well adjusted person would find incredibly grating. and listen to it over and over for comfort

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@omwtfybkat i'm surprised i have never considered this... i think it's because so many of these kinds of songs dominate my listening it would be so much of my library lmao