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[RÈBELs RÄÎDÈRs @Rebels_Raiders]

I can only imagine what the Human–Covenant War would look like if it happened today.

Trump announces the 48th ceasefire with the Covenant. Each one lasts approximately 11 minutes.

Nick Fuentes explains humanity deserves to lose because “the Prophets were right.”

Tucker Carlson flies to High Charity to interview an Elite and gently suggests humanity may have actually started the war. He also hears and believes the grocery stores on Sanghelios are better than Earth’s.

Candace Owens says she has multiple independent sources confirming the Halo rings don’t kill anyone, they simply initiate the Great Journey, and the mainstream media has lied about them for decades.

Dave Smith goes on Joe Rogan and says that while the Covenant are obviously bad and he doesn’t support them, nobody is asking what ONI has been doing for the last 30 years.

Alex Jones claims the Battle of Reach was a false flag. He then gives a surprisingly accurate summary of Dr. Halsey’s career before concluding she eats the children she kidnaps.

Tim Dillon goes on a 20-minute rant insisting he’s definitely not pro-Covenant, but humanity was probably overpopulating the galaxy anyway, so maybe the Covenant have a point.

Gun Culture 3.0 spends three days arguing why the Battle Rifle has a 2× optic when it’s been established that most engagements happen inside 70 meters.

I announce affordable MA-series magazine pouches. They’re never in stock.

Every reply somehow blames Israel.

The Prophet of Truth gets verified on X. Routinely re-tweets Andrew Tate and Clavicular videos.

Really, the list just keeps going.

[🐕⚽Liz T. Dog⚽🐕 🔜 Megaplex @NeutralLizHotel]

"I don't keep it loaded son, you'll have to find ammo as you go"

[gitts @_colegittins]

@NVIDIAGeForce @GearsofWar @GeForce_JacobF #RTXPowersPlay would pair great with my new CPU🤞

[Lola @justkeeprunin71]

The curse of awareness.

[C @C111010]

Grown man casting spells. Pick up the broadsword lil bro

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

They should add proximity chat to traffic

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

Banks watching you pay interest on the money they lent you after they print it out of thin air

[Curtiss King 🏁🛠 @CurtissKing]

Y’all running through clean water to get this off? 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[401_da_sarpanch @401_da_sarpanch]

Good Morning Canadians.🤣

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Wife: Don’t bring up politics at Christmas dinner.

Me:

[Rap Game Edward Bernays @edward_bernayz]

Normies be falling for psyops like

[soli @solisolsoli]

Armored Maidens

[Caleb | Blackout @blackouttrades]

I know a banger when I see one. Trump and @elonmusk are back.

[JediBase🇭🇹🇯🇲🟢 @jedicouncilnews]

🚨BREAKING: Hateful tweets posted by Grandmaster Yoda 200 years ago have resurfaced.

He has yet to address them.

[gitts @_colegittins]

@ProLibertateUSA @diebuster @AndersonMD22 @LeadingReport My thoughts exactly lmao

[gitts @_colegittins]

@Ryan_Recon @VideoGameHstry Why not both?!

[gitts @_colegittins]

@Ryan_Recon @VideoGameHstry Where’s the MW2 NVG’s??