colann

middle school teacher ✨pastor’s wife

[colann @_colleenie]

If you ever think you are awkward just remember that once someone broke up with me and I said, "thank you". #awkward

[colann @_colleenie]

One of my hobbies is yelling Floortime and then laying on the floor

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

something very sacred in my life is Floortime. it is the time of day where I just lay on the floor for a bit and contemplate. if you’re feeling down and haven’t tried Floortime you’re sincerely missing out

[colann @_colleenie]

@BeauRezac My husband feels the same way.

[colann @_colleenie]

Sometimes self care is listening to teacher quit talk while eating left over Mexican in the back of my classroom during SEL.

[colann @_colleenie]

Remember when I went to outdoor ed and katie posted this like I was going to rehab?⁦@specialkatie_07⁩

[colann @_colleenie]

Katie and my sister hang out more than I hang out with either of them. Kinda crap if you ask me.

[colann @_colleenie]

Damn, I’m so excited to marry this guy in 68 days

[colann @_colleenie]

The best part of being a literature teacher is silent reading time because I either get to catch up on work OR I get to have 20 minutes to read in the middle of the day. 10/10

[colann @_colleenie]

The best part of being the student council director is I make up the spirit days. Tomorrow is PJ day because I said so ✨

[colann @_colleenie]

@BeauRezac Pls come back so we can enjoy this as a family.

[colann @_colleenie]

One of my favorite parts of being engaged is watching people who mutually know daniel and I figure out we have been dating

[colann @_colleenie]

@datwiseowl Me: “please clean up”
Child: “WHATTTT!?”

I did play this clip for them 😂

[colann @_colleenie]

The scene of the old lady yelling “WHATTT?” from SpongeBob is what teaching middle school feels like

[colann @_colleenie]

I did this again today.

[colann @_colleenie]

I got scheduled for jury duty on my first day of school hahaha of course

[colann @_colleenie]

@datwiseowl @specialkatie_07 It was in the nice shoes haha - I was wearing the crocs

[colann @_colleenie]

I keep a pair of nice shoes in my classroom and wear crocs mostly.

On Friday we had a fire drill and I turned around to see one of my kids holding one of my nice shoes filled with color pencils. I mean… thanks for looking out?

[colann @_colleenie]

@The_Eyepatch_ I feel like this lady

[colann @_colleenie]

Not getting carded at 27 has a different vibe than not getting carded at 21…

[colann @_colleenie]

I can’t explain how crazy it makes me when I text katie IMMEDIATELY after she texts me and her stupid automated “I’m driving” text comes up. 🙄

[colann @_colleenie]

One day I’ll learn to check the ingredients of skin care products before I use them as I’m allergic to a very common ingredient.

That day is not today!