❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀WHAT A
⠀ ⠀ ⠀SPLENDID JOKE.

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

⠀⠀
⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀LORD RAVAGER,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘿𝙀𝙈𝙊𝙉 𝙇𝙊𝙍𝘿 𝙁𝙍𝙊𝙈 𝘽𝙀𝙔𝙊𝙉𝘿.

https://t.co/4ur3HvMDNS

[۟ @sidereumnoxe]

⠀i looked on the disorder of my mind as sacred. disaster was my god.

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

Sorry for the leave of absence--
Someone had a very big appetite, it turns out.

[𝓜𝓈 𝓙𝒶𝒹𝑒. @womaninlatex_]

( ◆︎. 财务条款—

𝒯𝘩𝘦 𝐼𝘭𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴. ◆︎. )

pinned // ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

do you guys like my new pet snake.

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

// asat pramad, you Fascinate Me

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

// mentally, i'm still here

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

@divineviscera i'm doing wonderful!
thank you for asking.

plenty of surprises cooking up,
ones which i'm just *waiting*
to deliver on.

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

˙oʞǝuɐʞ 'ƃuᴉuɹoɯ pooƃ

https://t.co/D6hSGK7YGk

[ً @divineviscera]

everybody say "good morning, kaneko"!

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

// eh, close enough

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

⠀

⠀⠀// TESTING, TESTING

https://t.co/9KCu5U11Ku

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @alloysavvy]

// I got tired of trying to center my tweets on here so I made a little something to do it for me. Use it if you want! Ought to work perfectly for mobile centering.

https://t.co/EIKyjv0VQ0

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

quick, easy, effective.

what more could you want, really?

https://t.co/fefHfCSnps

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

@divineviscera i am indeed!

[ tipping his hat. ]

gravity is, you see,
more "guidelines" than anything.

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

unfortunate!

but that's just how life goes.

https://t.co/ly1VwYfSEo

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

who lost their balls?

https://t.co/FbQErLJgH3

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

Never underestimate the street magician; he always has another ace up his sleeve.

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

( SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED. )

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

LOOK AT ME NOW, MAMA

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

// peepaw out here awakening horrors beyond comprehension

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

// SHEEEEESSSHHH

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

https://t.co/8AlricE7Wa

[ؘ @stellaronbearer]

you do not have any rizz whatsoever , man .

[❖ 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐃. @_comedyofdoom]

it did work, actually. because i have this funny little thing known as "charisma."

https://t.co/VqKzP6LU65

[ؘ @stellaronbearer]

bet it didnt work for you . it worked for me cuz i’m a good guy .