Connor Buchanan

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

I’ve made a lot of mistakes, countless ones actually. But no matter how many mistakes I’ve made in my past, I won’t let it define how I live my future and how I treat those in it.

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

If you’re over 21 and satisfied with minimum wage, there’s an issue

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

If I would have known I would never be able to buy 9mm ammo again, I would have probably cherished the boxes I had a little more...

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

If you help someone in need, don’t make it public, that’s between you and them.

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

To everyone cheering on death upon Trump through his recent case of COVID, I get it, you don’t like him. But you don’t see us over here praying Crazy Joe’s Alzheimer’s would get worse and put him in the grave

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

Unpopular opinion: Busch Light Apple actually sucks

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

If you take a picture of yourself with a gun in the mirror I automatically know you don’t know how to use it

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

Looking for a married woman who recently got cheated on, who is also interested in selling her husbands guns for cheap...HMU

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

PSA: Left handed people, we aren’t in elementary school anymore. Grow tf up and use your normal hand

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

I’m so desperate to eat in a restaurant I would even give Thai food a chance if I could sit down while eating it

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

If you’re out of high school and still doing Woman Crush Wednesdays and Man Crush Mondays you’re childish and you won’t change my mind.

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

You don’t realize who your true friends are until there is only one slice of pizza left.

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

@Mikey_hammock Every body in Perry is depressed over someone in Mayo or Live Oak**

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

I can’t wait to be asked if I saved any room for dessert knowing damn well I didn’t while saying yes anyway

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

Tested positive for just wanting to sit down and eat at a restaurant

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

@AubreyStapleton It’s rare, but it happens 🤪

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

I find it attractive when someone can teach me something about a topic I’m not familiar with

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

Yeah, Covid-19 is kinda scary, but have any of y’all ever rode anywhere with your girlfriend?

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

Some of y’all have some ugly babies.

[Connor Buchanan @_connorb0415]

If you have ever been to The Longbranch Saloon aka. The Twig, you’re immune to the coronavirus